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  1. jackson87

    jackson87 Member

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    How do you get a baby to stop crying? You hit it with brick.
    Why did little Timmy cross the road? To suck dick for crack.
    ADD YOUR CRAPPY JOKES :O
     
    #1 jackson87, Dec 10, 2013
  2. blankbots

    blankbots Well-Known Member

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    "Anti-Joke Chicken"
    So original. v:
     
    #2 blankbots, Dec 10, 2013
  3. jackson87

    jackson87 Member

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    .... what's an animeme? I have never heard of such a thing?
     
    #3 jackson87, Dec 10, 2013
  4. GreySwordz

    GreySwordz Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
    A pharmacist.
     
    #4 GreySwordz, Dec 10, 2013
  5. Guagadu

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    Two men walk into a bar... You'd think that one of them would have seen it!
     
    #5 Guagadu, Dec 10, 2013
  6. Shayne

    Shayne Well-Known Member

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    #6 Shayne, Dec 10, 2013
  7. BallingMC

    BallingMC Well-Known Member

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    What do you Gigadream. 2d best warZ player in the world.
     
    #7 BallingMC, Dec 10, 2013
  8. TheBoyGenius510

    TheBoyGenius510 Well-Known Member

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    I went into a white van with an old man. What happened?
    He raped me.
     
    #8 TheBoyGenius510, Dec 10, 2013
  9. BallingMC

    BallingMC Well-Known Member

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    Waht do you call a TheBoyGenius510? TheBoyGenius511 XD
     
    #9 BallingMC, Dec 10, 2013
  10. TheBoyGenius510

    TheBoyGenius510 Well-Known Member

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    What do you call someone that has no life
    Dead.
     
    #10 TheBoyGenius510, Dec 10, 2013
  11. 18kss

    18kss All is within

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    Did you hear about the elephant that had dihareaha? (I totally just butchered that word)




    It was all over town!
    Hhahahaahahahaahaahahahaahaa! *sigh*
     
    #11 18kss, Dec 10, 2013
  12. TheBoyGenius510

    TheBoyGenius510 Well-Known Member

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    Have you heard of the clown that hides from gay people?
    You: No.
    Me: ......
     
    #12 TheBoyGenius510, Dec 10, 2013
  13. DrZRG

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    I really like the fish drop In That song! Get it, because a bass is a fish! Lololol. Dun dun dun FISHHHH DROP pckow wcywcywow.
    Those speakers can drop da' fish! :smile:
     
    #13 DrZRG, Dec 10, 2013
  14. Shayne

    Shayne Well-Known Member

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    who da first
     
    #14 Shayne, Dec 10, 2013
  15. _PublicEnemy_

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    obviously not you XD
     
    #15 _PublicEnemy_, Dec 10, 2013
  16. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Why was little Timmy crying???

    Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

    Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone???

    Because he got hit by a bus.
     
    #16 mrawesome9002, Dec 10, 2013
  17. Shayne

    Shayne Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Shayne, Dec 10, 2013
  18. DrZRG

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    Here's another:
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Jo
    Jo who
    Jo mamma!
    CLASSIC
     
    #18 DrZRG, Dec 10, 2013
  19. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Timmy: Dear santa: send me a brother!!!

    Santa: send me your mother.
     
    #19 mrawesome9002, Dec 10, 2013
  20. DrZRG

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    Wow ._.
     
    #20 DrZRG, Dec 10, 2013
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