If MC-War was a Private School. Episode 1.

Title says it all. So, here are the roles:

Orange451-Principal.
Chaploo-Chairman of the board.
8vo-Student counsellor.
chickenputty- Vice principal.
Coders: The board of trustees.
Aidanmcc- Head of the lower school.
Colonel_Chris: Head of upper school.
Mods: Teachers of a certain subject
Global Mods: Homeroom teachers.
Prestige players- Seniors
Non-Prestige players: Juniors.

So. The subjects. By the way, your year is your age +4/5, generally speaking.

Year 7- level 1-10
Classes:
How to fire
Scope
Different types of guns
Basic Fitness
In order to graduate: 10 kills in a single game.
Year 8- level 11-20
Sniping
Camping
How to donate
In order to graduate: 5 killstreak.
Year 9- level 21-30
History of MC-War
Clan system
Youtube Videos
In order to graduate: Join a clan & write an essay on the history of the LAW.
Year 10- level 31-41
Jumping while shooting
Nuking and EMPing
In order to graduate: 1 nuke.
Year 11- level 41-60
Explosives
Targeting good players
In order to graduate: Kill a Year 13 student five times.
Year 12- level 61-80
Double+ Nuking
Strafing.
In order to graduate: Double nuke & display skill in strafing.
Year 13- 81+
Adapting to situation
Camouflage
Crossbow use
Learn the language of the noobs
In Order to graduate: Triple nuke with crossbow and speak fluent noobic. There is an option for extra credit to learn advanced noobic.

Today's edition of MC-War High, will be about JacobT5, a raging noob. If you don't know him, he is famous for accusing everybody of "hacking".

Once upon a time there was a student named Jacob Tee Five. He was a Year 9 student and he was incredibly bad at classes. His homeroom teacher was @Erader1498. His class 'History of MC-War' was taught by @mafiaferret and he was taught in the 'Clan System' by @schoolkid182. One day he had enough. He was attempting to graduate from Year 9 of MC-War High by joining a clan. But no clan would take him. So, naturally he started to rage. He marched up to @schoolkid182 and complained that no clans would take him so there was no way to graduate. So @schoolkid182 sighed and muttered 'Oh God, the possibility of me teaching this noob for another year makes me want to jump off the highest point of spawn. JacobT5, I'm sorry but maybe if you were less annoying and more skilled at this game then more clans would take you on-board. Perhaps I should put you back to Year 8 so you can get better at this game. I'm sure the homeroom teacher of Year 8, @Dwarfiest, will be happy to take you back."
"OH HAIL TO THE NO!" @Dwarfiest yelled as he entered the room. He pointed his minigun at his head. "He's already been in my class twice, if he is being sent back to my class AGAIN I'm pulling the trigger!"

His fingers were shaking so much that he tapped the trigger and bullets sprayed everywhere. None of them hit @Dwarfiest.
"Damn this non-accurate minigun!"
"Wait a second guys,

Tune in every Friday for a new episode of 'MC-War High'! There will also be a Christmas special. There will be a new thread for each story.

By @Mrcowlick and @Skulduggery57.

P.S. This is all just a friendly thing by me and my friend Skull, we don't mean any harm by it. We apologise in advance if Jacob or any of his friends read this, we were just joking around. We'll try and make our future episodes less hurtful to a single person.

 

Sure thing.

 

Yep.

 

Year 13 is all levels above 81.

 

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