If MC-War were a Private School Episode 4-Twilight Parody

Title says it all. So, here are the roles:
Orange451-Principal.
Chaploo-Chairman of the board.
8vo-Student counsellor.
chickenputty- Vice principal.
Coders: The board of trustees.
Aidanmcc- Head of the lower school.
Colonel_Chris: Head of upper school.
Mods: Teachers of a certain subject
Global Mods: Homeroom teachers.
Prestige players- Seniors
Non-Prestige players: Juniors.

So. The subjects. By the way, your year is your age +4/5, generally speaking.

@Erader1498: Year 7, 9, 11 &13 Homeroom teacher.
@Dwarfiest: Year 8, 10 & 12 Homeroom teacher.
@Sir_Blockalots: Basic Fitness- Year 7
@Choci : Firing and Different types of guns- Year 7
@GreySwordz: Scoping- Year 7
@schoolkid182: How to Donate, Sniping- Year 8
@Mr_OwEsOmEnEsS: Camping, Tactics- Year 8
@Lord_Roke: Youtube Videos and History of MC-War- Year 9
@Brian_Coffey: Clan System- Year 9
@BrawlerAce_: Jumping and Nuking- Year 10
@Arkrex: Explosives, Targeting Good Players- Year 11
@mafiaferret: Double+ Nuking- Year 12
@_The_Ender_Boss_: Strafing- Year 12
@Darkchaosknight: Crossbow use, Language of the Noobs- Year 13
@olliesyd: Adapting to situation, Headshots- Year 13
@gamemaster800: Camouflage- Year 13

@rainywolvess sighed as the car rolled up to MC-War High. 'But Dad! I don't want to go to MC-War High, I want to stay at MC-WarZ High!'.
'Tough'. She sighed and walked through the doors. She caught her breath as she sighted a handsome boy in a tall black coat. 'Who's that?' rainywolvess asked to her sister, @Sunkissed098.
'Oh, that's the local bad boy, @Cbsusd. He's just come back from a holiday in Canada.'
'Who are those weird looking people around him? And why does he and all of them have green leather armor and a red name tag?'
'No one knows. They're a mysterious bunch'.
rainywolvess's day passed in a dream as she thought about the boy. When she finally was let out of classes she was in too much of a daze to realise she was walking through a practice game of shooting. And it was Shipment_TDM! There were bullets flying everywhere and while the shooters had armor, she did not. There was a blur and then the boy was at her side and he was shoving her out of the way.

He ducked and dived and soon he had escaped but rainy was already running in the woods. He blurred after her and soon caught up.
'I know what you are' she whispered. 'You only play infect. Green leather armor and unnaturally fast speed. And above all your red name tag. You're. You're. You're a zombie!'
'I'm also a scrabble champion but nobody cares about that do they?! But yeah, I'm a zombie. I need your help. In the renovations of the school, I'm going to be nerfed. I am in a form of existence where I suicide so much that I become a zombie in and out of the game. If I get nerfed, my very existence will fade. Including my handsome face.'
'OH NO! We must get to the principal'.
Principal orange451 looked up from his house of cards as the door was knocked very loudly upon. He hurriedly put away his cards and shoved some papers on his desk 'Gotta make sure it looks like I was working on the renovations' he muttered. When he was ready he lowered his voice and boomed
'Come in. What is it you two need.' rainy stepped forward.
'Sir, we have a petition for zombies not to be nerfed in the renovations. Look, we have 50 signatures!' and she handed him the clipboard. orange put on his glasses, sighed, and put the clipboard down. 'This just has 'Mrs. Cbsusd' scrawled on it 50 times.' Cbsusd raised one eyebrow and rainy blushed.
'But I guess it's Christmas. All right.'

As soon as they got out of the room, Cbsusd went down on one knee and said 'Will you marry me, you lovable she-wolf?'
'Yes, oh yes!'. rainy hugged him. He hugged her back but as soon as he touched her she died and respawned and as a zombie.

'Oops....'

Disclaimer: Sorry for not doing Passion of the Christ: Putty Version but we both didn't really have any material for that one yet, it is coming!
Sorry if we offended anyone during this episode, once again we're just trying to have fun.
A @Mrcowlick and Skulduggery57 production.

 

I'll start a thread in MC-War Discussion where there can be a list of who's going to be in which episodes. Some people's personalities just fit certain episodes. But I'll try. For example I didn't plan to have @Cbsusd but he infects himself so much that he was perfect.

There's not always a Jacob. That was just one episode. He may feature again, however.

 

I'll try.

 

Sorry if we made fun of you a bit, that's always the case with these episodes, but we mean no harm.

 

You're an old boy who became a teacher but then lost his job and got a brain reset by a mad scientist and now you're back in school doing Year (?)

 

@Mrcowlick we can't let everyone in who wants. https://www.brawl.com/threads/7689/#post-119048

Go there to apply for being in an episode.

 

There are auditions. Look above. I'm open for bribery.

 

You're not a War mod and as far as I know, you don't play War much,

 

Thank you.

 

Sorry, but it's what sprang to mind.