MC-War Rize Of Teh Nubz (Episode 1)

ATTENTION: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOUNT BRAWLUS OR IF MC-WAR WAS A SCHOOL, THIS IS NOT A PARODY OF PERCY JACKSON OR HIGH SCHOOLS (OR WHATEVER M-WAR SCHOOL IS A PARODY OF)
Roles:
TehNubbyBubby - xXBearPvPXx
ThatSexyNublet - EnchantedBullet
ScrewedByISO - bulleteater430
GodOfNubzzz - sharkie123
Lord_Roke - AS HIMSELF!!
joeymast99 - AS HIMSELF!!
These are the actors of Episode 1 (Didn't get perms from Lord of Mast xD) So time to read!

His eyes started to burn. "F***!" he yelled into his microphone. I guess that's what you get for looking at your KDR for too long. "What does KDR mean?" asked ScrewedByISO, while attempting to flank a million zombies. "It is your Kill and Death Ratio dumbass....." GodOfNubbz said sadly to himself. "I can't believe I am still with this team of little nubs. I should be sitting with big leagues like Joeymast and Lord_Roke."
"You're still here because you are our mentor skid" ThatSexyNublet said, while getting mauled by zombies.
"Do you know what skids mean?" asked GodOfNubbz
"No...."
"Then shut the f*** up."
TehNubbyBubby still was looking at his KDR, pissed off at his ratings. 0.0? Damn. He needed to up his game. For all his life on MC-War, he wanted to be good. He tried to be good, but failed hard. he was a nub. It was a fact. GodOfNubbz was no use to him, even if he was a little better than the nubs. He wanted to know how people looked through the ground, and see people through walls. It was called... harking? He had no idea. He wanted to become good. Lord_Roke did a 360 and shot his RPG into TehNubbyBubby's face.
HAHA *****! said a guy in the chat. EREREEE! He really wanted to take a knife and stab that guy in the face. That was illegal unfortunately..... anyways, TehNubbyBubby felt like **** for being a nub.
"Guys, I am gonna tryhard." TehNubbyBubby said into his microphone, while aiming his M9 at a guys head.
"Are you.... I really need to teach you more. I am on 9, how 'bout you?" asked GodOfNubzzz
"2 I think." TehNubbyBubby killed a guy with a M9.
"HELL YES! REGROUP ON ME GUYS!!!" TehNubbyBubby yelled into his microphone.
"Ok." ScrewedByISO said in his lovely and cute squeaker voice.

TehNubbyBubby thought he was done. 2 people with M16's cornered him. They had their rifles aimed at Bubby's head. Noo... please. It was his first time on a 3 killstreak... he couldn't let this happen. ScrewedByISO jumped off a cargo box (as it was Shipment_TDM) and he shot one of the M16 guys in the head with a M9. He did a 360 no scope and killed another. Only one left. The headshot must of hurt him, and he was healing. Unfortunately, ISO couldn't finish the last man, as he was shot in the chest with a M16.
"AHAJJAH! HELP!
"NOOO! ISO!!"
It was a 1v1 situation. M9 vs. M16. Was was gonna win? M16 probably. At that moment, Bubby knew he was done. So he had to strategize. If there was one thing Bubby was good at, it was being strategic. If he could flank him... the thought unfolded in his head. At that moment, Bubby ran around the M16 dude, and shot him in the back, and turned around to see another enemy. Get one shotted nub.
"YES! MY FIRST 5 KILLSTREAK!" the TS3 call exploded into a party. That night was definetly a time to celebrate.

Deep in a dark chasm, a small stone ledge lay. A single green hand reached out and held onto the ledge.

Thanks guys for viewing this! I hope you enjoyed! Please leave constructive criticism and new ideas for the future! Also comment if you want more! <3 -xXBearPvPXx

 

Thanks, sorry about the grammar flaws. Will try to fix that later! Thanks for feedback!