How I prove myself more valuable against WarZ players.

Storyline: I log into the Airfield and took down a team of 4 irons with AA12s using my AK47. One of them was tepig090 who rages at me for doing so. First he starts off the flame battle with hacusations and then...

Wait, he's a Tepig so let me cue the Pokemon music.

*DIDDLY*
*DIDDLY*
*DIDDLY*
*DIDDLY DOO*

Ok now that the music is on, let's resume the battle. So he starts off with lame insults like this.



Then he goes on about Nodus which doesn't exist in 1.7.4.



And then I spend the next 20 minutes sitting around in the Airfield telling him how to register on the forums. I told him that because I wanted to see him report me for "hacking". Unfortunately, he couldn't register his account because he's says errors are preventing him from doing so. However, I told him to go to the Notable Members page. He went there and scrolled down to see my name and then says this:



I, Mokoleedle-leedle-leedle-leedle-lee, officially won the flame battle against a pathetic Fire starter Pokemon. Who got my reference?

If I posted this in the WarZ section, I would have like 14 funny ratings but I decided to post it in Off Topic.

 

Stupid thread posted itself. I finished it though.