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Flashbang medical analysis

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by DarSwag, Jan 29, 2014.

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  1. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    You guys seem to like these.
    Flashbangs may reduce pain and danger. Side effects are some possible internal bleeding, arm and neck injuries, painful throbbing, and appendicitis. If strange bruising occurs or your bones start hurting, call a moderator right away, for you might be at risk for having severe arthritis. Do not take flashbangs if a zombie apocalypse starts, for it might cause death. Taking flashbangs while pregnant may increase the risk of birth defects such as a mutated zombie child. Flashbangs are not for everyone. People under 10 years of age should not take flashbangs or they might end up in jail for doing drugz (the good kind). Flashbangs are made from a substance called gunpowder, which may cause you to explode into ashes. See if flashbangs are right for you!
    IMPORTANT MEDICAL UPDATE- Mc brawl has recently done a test and found that flashbangs can cause permanent/temporary blindness. NUUUU
     
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  2. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    This is just so beautiful and funny at the same time... :v
     
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  3. BrawlerAce

    BrawlerAce Well-Known Member

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    B-But
    What about the blinding part
    Add on: They have the potential to permanently or temporarily blind you. The latter is more likely however.
     
    #3 BrawlerAce, Jan 29, 2014
  4. BBSlayer5150

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    Why would flash bangs cause arthritis :V. Any, nice job as always.
     
    #4 BBSlayer5150, Jan 29, 2014
  5. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    Did it.
     
    #5 DarSwag, Jan 29, 2014
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    These are pretty funny. Keep it up.
     
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  7. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    The gunpowder would explode your bones and cause cracks. :/
     
    #7 DarSwag, Jan 29, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. DarSwag

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    It's likr smoking while pregnant.
     
    #9 DarSwag, Jan 29, 2014
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    Ooooooooooh. It all makes sense now
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  11. tallscot

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    Beautiful. :v
     
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