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  1. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    Post good poems here. It could be about anything. :V

    Here are my top 3.

    1. Ode to a cheetoh (Haiku):

    You have good cheetohs.
    Scrumptious, delicious, awesome.
    Give me one right now.

    2. Isolator:

    A fun gun to use to make nubs rage.
    You can't tame it, or put it in a cage.

    A killer of all things, alive or dead.
    It is instakill, even if it doesn't hit the head.

    Exterminates like bug spray, yet is more stealthy than a bee.
    This gun makes you invincible, makes you free.

    3. People:

    People can be fun.
    People can be dumb.
    People can be crazy.
    People can be numb.

    People can be arrogant.
    People can strut.
    People can be weird.
    Now agree or I will kick your....
     
    #1 tallscot, Feb 3, 2014
  2. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    The whole world is crazy.
    They think I'm lazy.
    My homework isn't done.
    Because its not fun.

    They are calling me again.
    The games never end.

    Everyone says it's late.
    I'll start my homework at 8 A.M......

    Now that I'm in school with my work overdue
    I'll copy from anyone maybe even you!

    To my parents I cry and whine
    I just need a little more time.
    To battle the boss.
    It's worth it to me at all cost.

    I can't seem to focus on anything else
    So please leave me alone.

    I am going to stay home
    Don't call or write
    I'm too busy tonight.
     
    #2 SheWasOnly12, Feb 3, 2014
  3. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    This, my friend, is what I call deep.
     
    #3 tallscot, Feb 3, 2014
  4. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    No like? I'm disappointed took me five minutes to write. My rhymes are a deep crime like a slime you got a dime? I don't know xD.
     
    #4 SheWasOnly12, Feb 3, 2014
  5. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    You can't rate in off topic. Sorry bro. V:
     
    #5 tallscot, Feb 3, 2014
  6. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    Ahh tru dat.
     
    #6 SheWasOnly12, Feb 3, 2014
  7. Verasium

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    Roses are red,
    so is blood.

    It flows into my cup,
    and it overfloods.

    Violets are blue,
    so are the bruises on you.

    You might want to run,
    before I take out my gun.

    Meh, not the best.
     
    #7 Verasium, Feb 3, 2014
  8. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    Stupid me:
    Huehue roses are red.
    Violets are red.
    Oh, and blood.
    And ketchup.
    Oh, I like ketchup.
    Brb I'm gonna go get some.
    Back. I got a hamburger.
    It's not red.
    Bread isn't red either.
    Or icecream...
     
    #8 tallscot, Feb 3, 2014
  9. Phanta

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    There once was a bearded man
    Who lived in a shoe
    He was often seen on the loo
    And he often took a poo.

    Now what will he do?
    Whose parents came from Japan
    And always held a frying pan
    Because they thought he had a red tin can.

    Then he packed his bags
    And went out to buy some jam
    But, instead,
    he had a son named Dan.

    He ran over him with a van
    But then someone hit him on the head
    And he went out with a BAM!

    He was kidnapped, but
    He came up with a plan.
    It was to go to the store
    And buy some more jam.

    He took the jam
    And smeared it on some ham.
    But the he realized...
    He had no hands.

    So he went to a man
    And asked for some coffee.

    Still WIP :V
     
    #9 Phanta, Feb 3, 2014
  10. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    I feel this so much it hurts
     
    #10 Javed, Feb 3, 2014
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