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Poem Why noob is always like this ? [Poem]

Discussion in 'Literature' started by DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014.

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  1. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    This is what i thought today when noobs was killing me . hope you like it :grinning:

    Dear Noob, as your predator falls from the blue sky,
    I must wonder why me? Why this time?
    hide and snipe on the bridge
    Or camp with nooby moddel behind a Fridge.
    Whether You only use an law
    Then say your 18 when your really Eleven.
    Whether you go on Outpost's middle building Roof,
    Or shoot law at me that end with a "Poof!".
    Whether you says you are a pro sniper,
    But use an l118, damaged, to be hyper.
    Whether you spam your Ray gun nonstop,
    and act amazed when redbox puts you on top.
    Whether you act cool when a females in sight,
    Or lift me with codes for a terrible flight.
    Whether you hide in dark corners with Assassin,
    then get a NUKE and scream NO HACKING.
     
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    #1 DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2014
  2. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    It's Tho Beautiful!
    Good Job!
     
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    #2 gamemaster800, Feb 11, 2014
  3. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    Thx
     
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    #3 DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014
  4. TheDeluxeGamer

    TheDeluxeGamer Well-Known Member

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    It's smexy good job :smile:
     
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    #4 TheDeluxeGamer, Feb 11, 2014
  5. MrMustache456

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    Nice! I could never think of something like this. My best is:
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    Ray guns gonna ray, But that's just so noob
     
    #5 MrMustache456, Feb 11, 2014
  6. Verasium

    Verasium Well-Known Member

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    Nice poem.
    I'll counterattack with:

    Running down the hall,
    I hear an Isolator firing, it must be Tall.

    I turn around to be surrounded,
    to the wall I am bounded.

    The bullets pierce through my skin,
    I yell, "I'LL NEVER GIVE UP, I WON'T LET THEM WIN!"

    I manage to get away from the bullets and kill them all,
    "Hacker, hacker!" is what they call.

    Not the best, but.. meh. :l
     
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    #6 Verasium, Feb 11, 2014
  7. Flub888

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    Dashing through the road,
    with a full ammo load.

    On my back is a ray,
    I'll spray with it all day.

    Getting called a noob,
    as I run through a tube.

    I approach a cliff,
    and my body feels all stiff.

    Shoot the ray,
    shoot the ray,
    shoot it all today.

    I'll get the emp,
    and go for the nuke,

    but at a 20
    I fall and puke.

    Not the best, but whatevs. ._.
     
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    #7 Flub888, Feb 11, 2014
  8. poskeharen

    poskeharen Well-Known Member

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    Love it! <3
     
    #8 poskeharen, Feb 11, 2014
  9. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    Thx guys :3 nice poem guys :smile: i love it.
    I will looking forward to look some more poem from you guys :smile:
    Thank you for the funny rate :3
     
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    #9 DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014
  10. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    You are such a noob.
    Stupid, egotistical,
    Please get out right now.

    I'm pretty good at haikous. ^_^
     
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    #10 tallscot, Feb 11, 2014
  11. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    Nice poem :3
     
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    #11 DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014
  12. Verasium

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    This was my first go, but here's my second:

    The men are releashed,
    the red in their eyes represent a caged beast.

    The guns loaded with ammo,
    they are unseen, covered in camo.

    The unsuspecting enemies wash up on shore.
    I start shooting at them, each bullet hits their core.

    They fall with a "thud!"
    The corpses fall face-first in the mud.

    A bit better, eh? :v
     
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    #12 Verasium, Feb 11, 2014
  13. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    Hehe nice i like it.
     
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    #13 DiverXe, Feb 11, 2014
  14. PigOiler

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    Nice.
     
    #14 PigOiler, Feb 11, 2014
  15. DiverXe

    DiverXe Well-Known Member

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    Im glad to have lots of + rates :smile:
     
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  16. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    I suck at poems
    But I like the crossbow so...
    Here is a haiku
     
    #16 Javed, Feb 12, 2014
  17. Albertma222

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    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
     
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    #17 Albertma222, Feb 12, 2014
  18. Jollyrancher22

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    Sexy poems guys XD
     
    #18 Jollyrancher22, Feb 12, 2014
  19. Pegleg98

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    Roses are red, violets are green blue, insert something here, I like nukes.

    Best poem ever!
     
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    #19 Pegleg98, Feb 12, 2014
  20. GlobalistCuck

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    The game begins, they run to battle
    Herded away from spawn like cattle
    I sprint with haste to my camping spot.
    I am then killed by a well-placed shot.
    I respawn and run, back to my place
    I kill five men and leave no trace
    My kill streak expands, soon up to twenty
    My chat bar is filled with kills aplenty
    Then my killstreak stalls and I am stuck
    But by a crossbow bolt I am struck
    I have a second to say goodbye
    And appreciate the bow bullseye
    The game soon ends and all is done
    And all in all, I still had fun.
     
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    #20 GlobalistCuck, Feb 12, 2014
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