Your funniest "hacker" moments?

Got no screenshot...
But I can write it down:
This is a very long post..

Player: i gona win this now!

Two minutes later.
I win the FFA game.

Me: Good game.
Player: jaco u use hax
Me: Proof?
Player: u hax
Me Proof?
Player: GET IT U USE HAX
Me: Prove it
Player: i got scrinshots
Me: And what's that? Never heard about it.
Player: a pic of ur scrin
Me: I think you mean a "Screenshot".
Player: i am gona report u
Player2: Go ahead. Do it. Jacob don't use hacks.
Player3: Yes, do it. Jacob's just better than you.
Player4: player ur just a [CENCORED] noob leave now
-Player4 leaves-
Player: nub urself
Me: And why are you starting a war over me?
Player 2: I saw the game and Jacob did not hack. End of discussion.
Player: stfu
Player 2: Watch your language.
Player: gtfo and go **** urself
Player2: Watch your language.
Player: GTFO THIS SERVER I GONA TELL THE OWNER TO BAN ALL OF U HE IS MY FRIEND
Me: Go ahead.
Player: i can ddos u
-Player leaves-
-Me laves and report him-

 

I've seen someone be called a hacker for "shooting snowballs from a pickaxe." The poor soul didn't know he had a weapon of his own. So I spent the next ten minutes explaining to him that he could shoot too. :v

 

Or me.
I have an IQ of positive 9001.

 

Did you read the whole thing?

 

He got banned, I reported him.
But okay, here is a actual screenshot, but the whole war is not screenshot.
http://imgur.com/SsFuE46

 

No real "funny" moments but just the typical WALL HACKZOR!

 

I have been accused of hacking since I start getting quad or penta nukes with skull or disassembler. I remember how mebmatt is always like: "How did you do that?!" Whenever I get him on a high streak. He wants for skull to be nerfed, a room for him to get annoyed. I love how whenever I sneak past some LTEs or TRAs in the past, I backstab them and then they're like: "HAX HAX HAX" overtime. Personally, I do not screenshot them. Just a waste of memory.

 

Judging by these posts, the new players who call hacks have an iq of -22. But we can stop this by having a book at spawn that explains the game and how the kill streaks and guns will work.

 

Storage*
Also, a screenshot literally takes up 100 kilobytes.
1 kilobyte = 1,000 bytes
1 megabyte = 1,000,000 bytes
1 gigabyte = 1,000,000,000 bytes
1 terabyte = 1,000,000,000,000 bytes
The average gaming computer has at least 1 terabyte of storage.

 

I have a lot of things and games on it. I never really delete my screenshots.
On topic: Have there been a any staff members that call players as "Hackers"?

 

Oh yes, I spam it all the time, calling everyone hackers without actually doing a thing except for accusing.

No v:
You would make yourself look like a fool if you accused someone of hacking, with no proof. :l
Plus it would make you look immature.

 

The funniest moment for me is whenever I nuke in Gungame or FFA. It is hard to nuke in FFA but if 2 people are lined up and you kill them both with a 19ks and launch a nuke, it is not hacks, it is just dumb luck. In gungame, I say if you can consistently launch nukes, you are a pro, not a noob.

 

Just lol.

 

Why'd you use your phone/camera? ._.

 

Because I can...

 

Once, I was called an hacker because I was OSOKing a guy with Iso and I asked him what was my hack and
he said: "FOR USING UNFAIR WEAPON"

 

U fookin wot