Corrupt a Wish

I see no wish to corrupt!
I remember playing this game on another server forums :V

 

Err... we got off track XD
I wish for immortality!

 

Wish granted. After a 150 years you are taken to the Foundation, keepen locked inside a 5x5x5 titan square, becuse you are considered a SCP. (Secure, Contain, Protect)

I wish for you to fail corrupting my wish!

 

As Jacob failed to put in a wish..

I wish for the answer to my problem.

 

Wish granted. I changed my post.

I wish for SCP-72 to come troll my worst enemy, and ONLY TARGET that person.

 

It targets my worst enemy, and that person is you. hue jk

I wish for a pony that's alive, which is 13 years old in human years, a regular pony, and likes Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

You gets the pony, but the pony suddently turned into Sonic the Pony and you fall off at 4x speed of light.

I wish for VALVe to learn to count to three. Come on VALVe, you can count: 1, 2, 4. Learn 3!

 

Wish granted. He keeps counting infinitely and won't do anything else except count.

I wish that my cup was full of Pepsi again :C

 

It fills up, again and again and again. After some time you die of drinking too much.

I still wish for VALVe to make Portal 3.

 

Wish granted, but the portal explodes killing everyone

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

 

You get the cookie, but it has raisons in it.

 

We say you wish for a cookie with raisons..
But the raisons are rotten!

I wish for the world peace.

 

Wish granted. It's a different world.
I wish people would learn how to spell 'raisin'.

 

Wish granted, but only 6 year-olds do

I wish for $1,000,000,000

 

Wish granted, but it is Monopoly money.
I wish I could fly.

 

Wish granted, you fly into a spiked wall, and die from your injuries.
I wish I didn't exist.

 

Wish Denied
I wish greedy won't think about it.

 

Wish Denied, I wish this bleach would hurry up and kill me.

 

wish granted, but someone *cough cough Tais13 cough* calls the ambulance and they revive you.

I with for an Enterprise class aircraft carrier

 

Wish granted. It crashed into your house and you dies.

I wish for Tails13 to be Tails14.