Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but then Tails smashes a chair across your face and changes it back.

I wish to be allowed back on world of warplanes

 

(Dafu is that..?)
Anyway, just as your wish is granted a warplane crashes into your head and then explodes.

I wish for a pie with pie flavour!

 

Wish granted, but it gets nuked.

I wish I could go to Hawaii again!

 

Wish granted. A active vulcano on Hawaii kills you.

I wish for a good teacher next year on school.

 

wish granted, but on the second day she gets fired

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted

 

Wish granted. The wish could not be corrupted and therefore this is not a corrupt since the wish cannot be corrupted. The explaination goes on for a hour and your head explodes.

I wish for the bullies to be in a accident.

 

Wish granted!

I wish for world peace!

 

Wish granted, but in a different universe.
I wish to be able to swim in water without going out.

 

Wish granted, you go in water without going out but the heat from your fire evaporates all the water you go into :V
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

Wish granted.
I wish I could stand water.

 

Wish granted, but you sink in land.
I wish I could have another eye.

 

Wish granted, but your other eye is surgically removed.
I wish for pizza

 

Wish granted, but your pizza is poisoned.
I wish for nine lives.

 

Wish granted, but you die 8 times.

 

Damn.
If you wish for nothing, I wish Minecraft was made of circles.

 

Wish granted, but minecraft is now made of circles.
I wish mcbrawl had a rust/tf2 server.

 

Wish granted. But they get taken down by hackers 20 minutes after launch

I wish for a battleship

 

Wish granted. It shoots you.
I wish for Tail13 to.. Um.. Be Sonic13.

 

Wish granted, but he goes insane and kills you

I wish for my wish to be corrupt

 

Wish granted.
But it isn't corrupted.
I wish for steak.