"Noobing"

D: D: D: HACKS HACKS D: D: D: THE WORLD'S Going to end D:

 

"noob you aren't level 79" TheTruePainGame's words :v

 

Story time! This actually happened today.

Me: gg (just won an ffa)
noob: SHUT UP
Me: What?
noob: YOU'RE A NOOB.
Me: I'm a noob? Why?
noob: YOU.
noob: USED.
noob: A.
noob: TOMAHAWKE.
Me: It's called an "Iso".
noob: WHAT'S AN ISO
Me: It's the best sniper.
noob: LIAR. THE BEST SNIPER IS THE TYPHOID.
Me: *facepalm* the typhoid is a shotgun.
noob: YOU'RE SUCH A NOOB YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GUNS YOU ARE I'M LEVEL 5,000 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SERVER SO BE BANNED NOOB
Me: You're level 5,000?
noob: YES.
Me: What gun do you get at level 100 then?
noob: I GET EVERY DONOR ITEM, EVERY GUN, AND THE BALLISTIC KNIFE.
Me: There's no ballistic knife in McWar.
noob: NOOB. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. YOU'RE SO NEW AT THIS, I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE HERE.
Me: Whatever you say.
noob: YES WHATEVER I SAY GOES BECAUSE I'M OBAMA
Me: xD
noob: I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED YOU NOOB
Me: You're Obama are you?
noob: YES.
Me: I don't think the public would like to see the screenshot I just took of "Obama" raging at someone on a video game.
noob: YES THEY WOULD THEY WOULD THINK IT'S FUNNY.
Me: You'd get fired.
noob: WEL, I QUIT. MITROMNEY IS THE NEW PRESIDENT. CHECK THE NEWS YOU NOOB.
*I check the news*
Me: Nope. Obama is still president.
noob: NO HE'S NOT YOU CHECKED THE WRONG NEWS
Me: What other news is there?
noob: I don't know
Me: Then don't accuse me of checking the wrong news.
noob: YOU'RE A NOOB.
*noob quits*

 

I nuked LTE, and some ISO spammers. They ALL raged at me for hacking...

 

Ah yes, I've done that before and it was fun... maybe this is why I don't play server one... :v

 

What a horrible day it would be to have all the servers exactly like server 1.

I can see it now:

"Welcome to crossbow central! Where explosions are legal!"

 

Disable cbow for about 30 minutes and watch the world burn...

 

Cbow needs a nerf anyway.

 

Back on topic.

 

"SONICS USING RAPIDFIRE HACKS BAN HIM OMG HES A GEY ***T BAN DAT STUPD ***T" -Noobs, after I nuke them with my MSR swegs.

The best part is how my profile picture is my face when this happens.

 

For me, it was when I got called as "Minigun noob" for using it on INFECTED.

 

"scavenger noob" >.<

 

Who's the noob who said that? I think it's time he gets a taste of my power. :V

 

Why you killed everyone .. HACKER. ( nuke)

 

"jaco u nub stop hax u kil me with a wood shovel"

 

I found it pretty funny when someone said that i hacked in nukes into the game.

 

Player: "Cbow noob!"
Me: "Im using skully..."
Player:"OMG HACKER"

 

I spammed the funny button (by clicking the funny button then clicking the undo button) hue so funny I had to actually spam the funny button xD

 

*me getting an EMP and killing Vtrollado or something. I forgot his name

Me using MSR

Vtrollado: Wow hacker

Me: What?

Vtrollado: you killed me

Me: So?

Vtrollado: you aren't even prestige noob and you are using the M4a1

Me: *facepalm*

Vtrollado: STFU NOOB

Vtrollado left the game




The funny thing was, he was level 40 and I was only level 28...

 

I think his name was something like bonedaddy, then THUNDURO, then some dude named phillip. All of them were prestige, except for bonedaddy.