Corrupt a Wish

You get a car... BUT IT HAS A CAT SHARK IN IT AND YOU DIE.




I wish I was dead.

 

Wish granted, but it takes you 10 years in hospital to die.

I wish for another tool kit

 

Wish granted, you get a kit on how to be a tool.

I wish the only color was blue.

 

Wish granted, but now you color blind

I wish for a tissue!

 

Wish granted, you receive the inner tissue of an orphan's heart.

I wish that "..." didn't exist.

 

Wish granted, but you can never have proper grammar.

I wish for a shotgun..

 

You get a shotgun... TO THE FACE.

I wish I knew Jesus irl.

 

Wish granted, but he sends another person to meet with you.
I wish I didn't die with full kevlar and a bolt action rifle and an m4 on Rust.

 

You are now alive.. but you can't use your rifle because you have paws not hands. And you can't use your kevlar because your a three headed dog.

I wish I could read.

 

wish granted, then you move to Germany.

 

Not going to wish for anything? Too bad. You get a wish.

 

I wish my dad would let me get on his laptop so I can play minecraft/mc-war again.

 

Wish granted, your dad lets you get on top of his laptop, and you try your hardest to play Minecraft, in vain. By the way we're switching hosts, so every subserver is down.

I wish that I was 14 years old.

 

Wish granted,youre 14 years old but you die after 2 weeks.

I wish for an Invincible Dog.

 

Wish granted, but it's actually an invincible CAT.

I wish for an invincible doge.

(Much invincible)

 

off topic:actually i like cats too.
on topic:Wich granted you got an invincible Pug.
I wish that ill never die to cancer.

 

Wish granted. You die of asphyxiation.

 

Time to bring this thread back!!! (No lock plz, it's corrupt a wish for crying out loud.)

I wish for a corrupted wish that isn't corruptible.

 

Wish granted, but then the fabric of space and time rips apart because of a void of something non-corruptible.

I wish for wisdom

 

Wish granted, you now have 10 wisdom teeth which will completely destroy you if you don't get them removed in 5 minutes.

I wish that everyday was Friday/Saturday.