Most PAINFUL moments? (No Gore)

Seems a bit far fetched, my most painful moment was on the playground at my school (many years ago) I was climbing up the ladder and scrapped my leg against one of the tubes (the **** you use to climb up) and somehow it took my skin off, my whole leg was covered in blood.

 

I've been in a near-death car accident while riding a bike.
Twice.
Wasn't exactly painful, but it was certainly dangerous.

 

This was on my 14th birthday.

So, I went indoor skydiving. Yeah. Who was the moron who invented that anyways?
So, I flew up into the air, then I flew down at 94 miles per hour. It's was amazing. Except for the fact that I flew into the wall head first at 94 miles per hour, and somehow broke my leg. I also cracked my head open. Oh, and broke my arm.

I am still planning on suing the little miscreant who invented that..

 

Jean St. Germain, that's your miscreant. Maybe still alive.

 

WHAT.
BRB.
*totally not suing him*

 

Fell, in 2nd grade, after getting hit with a baseball to the head. There's still a rock in my right knee from that time. :V
Stabbed my hand, didn't feel it at all. ._.

 

LOL YEAH SKYDIVING INDOORS WOOT LET'S DO THI- *smack*

But yeah, mine was probably getting really upset for some reason in 1st or 2nd grade, then stabbing my hand. With a pencil. A LITTLE BIT OF GRAPHITE IS STILL THERE. It wasn't exactly painful, really, just interesting. :3

 

This, honestly made my day. xD

 

Flying into a wall head first at 94 miles per hour and surviving, the odds of surviving with no brain damage is so high...
sky diving indoors? good idea I say!
totally risk free!

 

Swimming in very cold water and I allmost drowned.
-You can hear the whole story later, I don't wanna tell it yet-

 

Mine was when I fell down the stairs of school from 4th to 1st floor. Forgot to mention that they are semi-connected, and I had my converses on. IT WAS SLIPPERY AS HELL. Got multiple scratches and messed up my right foots' side, it took almost a year to take care off.

 

I'm not the only one that did that with a pencil? ._.

 

When I was 5 I went down a really steep hill on my scooter. I fell off face first and skidded on my face and leg for ten feet. It hurt

And this one is not really painful, but really scary. I went to the school carnival when I was 5 and had an allergic reaction to some colored hairspray/face paint. My eye swelled up and I could of lost sight in one eye and needed a helicopter lift. But I was set to the ER and I was fine.

P.S. I fell asleep on the way to the hospital.

 

I got ill at an Bird nest Swing(it was really fast) and jumped off , broke my right arm.That happened last may.

 

When I slammed my thumb in a door. My nail shattered and parts of it fell off. A little bloody too.

 

When I was playing with a stapler (what??? I was 9) and accidentally fully stapled the pinkie finger on my left hand ;-;

Trust me, don't be an idiot and play with a stapler, they hurt.......a lot.......

 

Okay i now this is a little bit gory but who cares!?So here we go: As i was 2-3 year old i took the sharpest knife of my dad cause i wanted so badly play an guy from an finnish children cartoon (theyre called moomin) XD I dont watch that cartoon ATM cause i live in germany.I tryed to cut off an leaf of an plant and cut accidental almost the pinkie of my left hand off..Then i had to go to the Hospital with my Father he died over seven years ago :V and the hospital guys sewed it back on.

 

When I was about 6 years old, I got into a car crash because some idiot threw really sharp nails (not finger nails) onto the road while our car was driving at about 50 mph... So the car flipped about (estimated) 5 times... thank god I was wearing a seat-belt... amazingly no one was really badly injured. However... my head was badly injured, which I had lost part of my sense to have memory... When the doctors told us that my head was injured pretty badly, we didn't know what part of my brain was hurt. After days of spending in the hospital, we did tests to see what part of my brain was damaged, we later found out it was my memory. My brother on the other hand was perfectly fine and didn't have much damage to him. And the idiot who threw the nails on the road got caught and I'm not sure where hes at today though. Let this be a lesson to you, always remember to have your seat-belt on.