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Lackofmcwaridus: symtoms list

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by Dathamier, Mar 23, 2014.

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  1. Dathamier

    Dathamier Well-Known Member

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    So, we all know that the servers were down for a few days to migrate hosts. So, I've devised a list of symptoms that you can use to recognize the horrible disease of...LACKOFMCWARIDUS (Lack of mc-war idus)...and here it is

    • trouble breathing
    • itchy trigger finger
    • seeing dancing phantom weapons
    • yelling noob randomly
    • accusing someone in a helicopter of fly hacking
    • assuming the fetal position and yelling continuous loud sounds
    • Having dreams of nuking a city because you killed 21 people
    • Having sudden ten second blindness because someone "launched a vision impairing EMP"
    • urge to buy nerf guns (in a severe case, any gun)
    • Laughing at police officers because they have a "usp-45" strapped to them
    • Obsessively refreshing the announcements page of the forums
    If you have any of these symptoms, please contact jkzoom so I can hit you in the head and tell you to calm down. (but seriously, please don't identify with any of these because it would just be freaky)
     
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    #1 Dathamier, Mar 23, 2014
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  2. Parkman1221

    Parkman1221 Well-Known Member

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    This is really off topic.

    I do not do any of these except maybe going to the forums a lot.
     
    #2 Parkman1221, Mar 23, 2014
  3. pevs

    pevs Well-Known Member

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    I have a rare condition of using my cat as a Skullcrusher.
     
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    #3 pevs, Mar 23, 2014
  4. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    • itchy trigger finger - Yes, I used my airsoft gun to compleatly destroy the target.
    • assuming the fetal position and yelling continuous loud sounds - This happens to me daily, allmost to matter what.
    • Laughing at police officers because they have a "usp-45" strapped to them - Police in Norway are not armed, though they have weapons in their car just in case. But they must call some high police boss and ask him for permission to use weapons, and then the boss must call his boss again for permission to give permission.
     
    #4 jacobkolstad, Mar 24, 2014
  5. Gynamo

    Gynamo Well-Known Member

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    Your not the only one.
     
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    #5 Gynamo, Mar 24, 2014
  6. pevs

    pevs Well-Known Member

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    Lol... I guess it only occurs in the best players ;D Jk lol I'm an ok player! Lvl 69. Awkward lvl to be at BTW xD
     
    #6 pevs, Mar 24, 2014
  7. FatMurray

    FatMurray Well-Known Member

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    beating people to death with big booty hoe, If you know what I mean:wink:
     
    #7 FatMurray, Mar 25, 2014
  8. 505

    505 Well-Known Member

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    laughing at cops, killing 21 people and expecting a nuke, that's what happens to me
     
    #8 505, Mar 25, 2014
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