Corrupt a Wish

wish granted, but the zombies turn into cute rabbits

I wish I didnt have school.

 

wish granted, but your mother refuses you to be uneducated and home schools you.

I wish I had a guillotine to kill myself

 

A magician visits you in your home. He offers to sell you many items, including a guillotine as a complimentary item for free. You try to use it, but you discover that it's fake.

I wish I had a ton of money.

 

Wish granted, but it's all monopoly money.

I wish I had pants made out of pennies

 

wish granted, but the penny pants were so heavy your legs ripped off your body.

I wish I have twinkies.

 

Hostess closes again, and as a goodbye gift, they send random people twinkies by mail. One package arrives at your house...

I wish I had Szechuan food.

 

You get Szechuan food and eat it, you die the next day if good poisoning.
I wish I had a better computer.

 

Granted, but your computer is windows 8 and pink

I wish I had a banana to eat right now.

 

Wish granted but your banana was covered in ants.
Wish I could get a new hockey stick.

 

Wiah granted, you can get a new hockey stick if you fight a drunk hobo for it
I wish for Rainy Trees to be real

 

What would a drunk hobo be doing with a hockey stick?

An abundance of rainy trees sprain up out of nowhere but a forest fire starts right after.

I wish I didn't have to fight that hobo.

 

Wish granted, the hobo transforms into in MMA fighter
I wish my Rainy Trees were invincible

 

Wish granted, but the rainy tree's turn to gray

I wish fast loved me.

 

Wish granted, I dont know how to corrupt that :/
I wish my rainy trees were invincible and they were impervious to any color or texture changes

 

Wish granted, you keep running into them

I wish I would stop being ddosed...

 

Wish granted, you are now spammed by fanboys of Tails whenever you log onto a server.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

Wish granted, but you get nothing.

I wish I could do /mute

 

Wish granted, you can only /mute yourself. When you test it, it mutes you and you don't have permissions to un mute.
I wish for EA to get their s*** together.

 

EA gathers their employee's s*** from the staff toilets for analytic reasons.

I wish more non-staff would post in this thread.

 

Wish granted. All staff members including the owner are demoted.
I wish for an interesting story to write for my 3000th post.