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Video Games Fun quotes from Portal 2

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  1. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    Cave Johnson:
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    Broken Turret:
    Clickclickclick. I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there? Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you.

    Space Core:
    What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space. Space going to space can't wait. Space...Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again. Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space. SPAAAAACE!

    (Click text to play off sounds)
    Got some more? Post them in the comments!
     
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  2. Parkman1221

    Parkman1221 Well-Known Member

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    Some of the hyperlinks don't work, but nice job.
     
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  3. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    You mean the "SPAAAAAACE" part?
     
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    Parkman1221 Well-Known Member

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    Oh, my bad, never mind.
    It just wasn't going the first time I clicked it.
    It was the second Broken Turrent one, but it is fine now. :stuck_out_tongue:
     
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  5. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    Remember it's more than one voice clip in every quote.
     
    #5 jacobkolstad, Apr 30, 2014
  6. whitemagnum

    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    :V i might get Portal 2 because its a good game.
    My favourite is this:
     
    #6 whitemagnum, Apr 30, 2014
  7. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    That is probably the worst death trap ever. I mean, who could not see that Conversion Gel?
     
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    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    I know right,you would only not be able to see it when:
    A:you are blind.
    B:you have no eyes.
     
    #8 whitemagnum, Apr 30, 2014
  9. jacobkolstad

    jacobkolstad Well-Known Member

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    C.You are Cave Johnson.

    EDIT: I don't even... How is that even fun?
     
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