MC-War Players Be Like

• HOW DEW I DUBLE JUMP
• Red and blue team hacking
• Buy me donor stoff pl0x
• Non-prestige player: can I join *insert prestige clan here*
• Non-prestige player: I'm lvl 200, my clan tag color is glitched!

 

You use 1 hit kill hacks!
RAY NOOB! (Threw Grenade)
How do you double jump! It says DOUBLE JUMP!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

 

"I tried throwing my enderpearls and nothing happened!!!".

"Omg! Hacker, you killed me with a bowl!!!"

 

* WHERE ARE THE ZOMBIES (in tdm)
* IMMA TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU
* MINIGUN NOOB (Using Iso)
* YOU HACK YOU SAW ME THROUGH A WALL WHILE I WAS CROUCHING (I saw his legs, he was crouching behind a 2 block high wall with the first layer cut out..)
* HACKER. YOU SHOT A SNOWBALL THROUGH A PICKAXE
* I'm level 175. (Not even 31+)
Here's a skit that actually happened a few hours ago or so:
Noob: You hack
Me: Mkay
Noob: You hack I'm telling owner
Me: Aight
Noob: You don't care?
Me: Nope.
Noob: YOU HACK I'M TELLING OWNER
Me: Tell me who the owner is.
Noob: uhhh
Me: Tell me who the owner is
Noob: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS? WOW YOU NOOB YOU HACK SO MUCH HACKER
Me: Tell me who the owner is.
Noob: No.
Me: You don't know who the owner is?
Noob: I do.
Me: Then tell me.
Noob: TrentVogele
Me: Who the **** is that
Noob: The owner he's gonna ban you BYE
*Noob left the game*

 

Oooh is that c4.
Dies.
F3k3n haxor.

 

Dedicated to Plopper13

• HACKER
• I KILLED THE HACKER
• HOW REALLY?
• Gun noob .-.
• Sniper noob
• Captain_Mark leave the game before I get you banned. ._.
• How do I get passed the ice part.
• WHAT LVL DO I GET [Insert Gun]
• Wow Targetter *Cough Cough Grand11Master Cough Cough*
• (I don't know why people do this but) uggchvgchgvuh
• Non Prestige : I got 9000-0 or I'm LVL 9000

 

"How do I gun"

 

<Nub>Noob: STOP HACKING THE OWNER IS MY BROTHER
<SNF>Jared252525: And what is the name of said owner?
Noob has quit

 

Noobs be like:

• prevent the infection maggots!
• sdfasdhe
• im from pmc, can i plz has op?
• OMG, [insert team color] TEAM ARE ALL F##KING SPAWN CAMPING
• how do i get the p90?
• HAKER, YOU SHOT ME THROUGH DA WALL
• Why do I have slowness when I left click?

 

Double 007s love to say hacker.

 

Omg he has diamond armor HACKER
OMG hes using a shotgun in oic HACKER
Wtf HE one shot me with a gold shovel HACKAH
OMg He tp hacked to me (in reality i jump of a building and 360 model1887 him in the face)

 

wtf hax I am admin Im gunna ban yoo.
wtf you kill me haxor recorded
I know the owner irl iIm gonna get him too ban yoo

 

1. Targeter noob!
2. Hacker!!!
3. ISO/ray/dg noob!!
4. U stupid nub
5. That's what I hear every day....

Dialogue:
fillpant: Credo007lv targeter noob!!
me: wat?
fillpant: I was on 17 killstreak and u targeted me, NOOOB!
me: What is a "targeter"?

 

You reminded me of Grand

 

1.how do i switch my gunz?
2.aghhh slowness attack
3.omg you 1 hitted me HAX gg skid recorded get bannd boi.

 

Nu. I don't.

In what way?

 

Grand11Master : Targetter!!! get banned
Me : You can't get banned for targeting.
Him : I got banned for a month for targeting
Me: *Slowly checks the public bans for Grand11Master*
Me : (In my head) Ooo he had hacks
Me : Targets him every round.

 

This guy went to far, he was angry because I was "hacking" with "instantkilling bullets".
It ended up he getting banned.

Spoiler: Screenshot