MC-War Players Be Like

This is what happened to me yesterday.

LTX ItsMyLife01 launched EMP!
*I take cover in apartment in Bailout*

*EMP Expires*
I spot ItsMyLife. I shoot him twice with python, he dies.
LTX ItsMyLife01 > ISO NOOB

*Gets shot twice and dies* Iso noob? Since when does Iso two shot?

 

Sometimes the Python can kill so fast that it looks like you've been OSKed.

 

Yep these guys made my day.

sure do :V
Chaps got his own technique too, what a pro. (It's called creative.) <3

 

Mc war be like:

We're in LTX. We earn our arrogance rights. We earn the right to spam donor guns in corners. We nuke, it makes us professional campers.

 

Mcwar players be like: http://gyazo.com/12354d03c3a9b856c78714616c24ac74

 

Damn son looks like your in serious trouble.

 

So here is the dialogue
Me : (Throw grenade)
Noob: WTF explosive HAXXXX
Me: what is explosive hax
Noob: (quit)
.........what is explosive hax??? lololol

 

Mc war be like:

 

When someone says "make (guy with scavenger) waste there ammo" I know proper grammar I'm just mocking them
Is war WarZ now? Because once I saw someone say in chat "oh you one shot me gg rec skid"

*New player becomes infected*
<PVTNewPlayer1234> where are my guns

 

Mcwar players be like: http://gyazo.com/a3d78126792cbccb66d0cca354020501 (in tdm WTF)

 

OMG c4 NOOB
noob telling me: HACKS [ i was using skullcrusher XD]
noob: JULIEN HACKS I KILLED HIM AND AFTER HE JUST NUKED ME [XD i killed him and then i had 21 killstreak and i nuked them]

 

Root zombies said:

 

I spawned without nothing.
"Without nothing" = Does not have nothing.
If you don't have nothing, you have the opposite of nothing.
The opposite of nothing is something.
You have something.
I call hacks.

 

GG REC EZ BAN SKID

 

A couple of days ago there was someone called 'King_Kaan' online. Well, he said that the mods were gonna ban him because they thought he was an alt account of mine. I asked if the 'mods' had a blue name tag, he said yes :V. After that I explained that he won't get banned and I explained him the color ranking and the staff ranking. He said (translated): "There were 3 red player on and 2 pink!". I said that he lied (I actually said he failed :V), but he said it was true...
[maybe it's easier to tell it like this...]
Me : You think you know more about this server?
He : Yes.
Me : I'm playing more than a year on this server, you still think you know more?
He : I'm playing for 2 years on this server.
(everything he said was in CAPS...)
Me : If you played for that long, you would have a higher level.
He : I'm better than you!
Me : haha, no. I'm lvl 102
He : I'm lvl 200
Me : failed again, nobody's lvl 200
He : I am the only one!
Me : you don't even have a yellow clan name :V
He : I hate you!
(i got pissed off now :V)
Me : you're just one of the many mc-war noobs
He : (maybe I don't have to say this :V)
Me : /r screenshotted, enjoy your ban xD
[error] (he left)
lol, nvm *having fun*

 

*How do I get guns?
*How do I shoot?
*How do I read the instruction guides? (I wish)
*I H8 DONURZ
*1v1 ME I OP AZ HEK!!!!
*How you level up?

 

me: hey who wants to join NANI it's 31+…
noob: whats a NANI?
me: a clan
noob: is it OP?
me: its very populated, yes
noob: can i have it I'm level 56 i promise.
me: your clan name is white
noob: wow your racist….. meanie
me: sorry you can't join
noob: fine i'll nuke with it one day when i level up!
me: ……ok uhhh.. good luck
{couple years later}
me: hey are 31+ now you wanna join?
noob: no I'm too OP i leveled up too much… {name still white}
me: ok you don't have to join because your name is still white…
noob: wow your still racist you haven;t changed a bit
me: you didn't either i mean sooo how do you nuke
noob: i did /fp nuke many people told me it the nuke was so big that i was kicked
me: want to 1 vs. 1 each other
noob: ok I'm better for the tip
{i beat him in 1 vs. 1}
noob: wow you hacker!
me: please just get away from me…… D: