Making a Ban Appeal

Hey, guys, Shady here =) I'm making this thread to help you make a ban appeal =D

Now, let's start with the opening, I HIGHLY suggest opening with a joke, for example, a "Yo Mama" joke would do great! =D By doing this, you will show how calm you are, but you're enthusiastic about the appeal. This part, by itself should get you an automatic vouch, and a +3

The body.
This is the hard part. The most convincing thing you can say to have your appeal go straight to the top of priorities, is by "hinting" at your DDoS'ing skills. It will show your skills, and it will instill some "tough love persuasion", like flexing your skills at them. You should also make another "Yo Mama" joke to bring back humor =D State how immature the staff is and how they are all noobs. This is very VERY important. Also, DO NOT FORGET to state that the staff hacks. Tell them that you're level 328, it works every time. Don't forget to say that you own the server! =D

Closing, this is where you shut up =D Finally, right? This is where you threaten them with your level, hacks, and the fact that you are the owner of mcwar then sign your name.

P.S. I'll automatically unban you if you do what I just said ;D

 

I hope you realize that this is a joke guide lmfao

 

I'm not the first person to make one of these, I posted in off topic, if this gets removed, they can remove all others

 

Nothing pleases this forum... Why is it that HF has a better community?

 

Don't worry about it...

 

I'd lose lol