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Contest! The App Challenge

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PorkChops30, May 29, 2014.

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  1. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    Since people r so serious these days, I decided to pretty much blow any chance of me getting mod (which i don't even want) to make a contest! The contest is to make a staff app that is so bad its funny. EXAMPLE: https://www.brawl.com/threads/16058/
    Of course we don't want to spam bad apps so copy and paste the app below and answer them.

    McBrawl Moderator Application:

    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? -
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? -

    How old are you? -
    What time zone are you in? -
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? -
    What is your experience with moderating servers? -
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? -

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? -
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? -

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? -
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? -
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? -
    What do you consider your greatest strength? -
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? -

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? -
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? -
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? -

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? -
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? -
    When would you lock a thread? -

    Describe yourself in 3 words:
    Anything else we should know about you? -
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? -
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? -
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away?
     
  2. TheDeluxeGamer

    TheDeluxeGamer Well-Known Member

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    Is there a reward?
     
  3. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    My response to my own contest
    McBrawl Moderator Application:


    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - I am active but im unhelpful
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - I was reported but i never reported.

    How old are you? - 6
    What time zone are you in? - i dont no
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - minecraft is a game when people throw snowballs at each other
    What is your experience with moderating servers? - I own 99999trillion servers
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - I'm gonna change to summit ctf every round

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yes
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - yes, i was banned for everything u can be banned for.

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? - i cant play because im banned
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - not active
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - this is my only post
    What do you consider your greatest strength? - my nukin skills
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - nothing!!!!!!

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - ban them for life
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - they cant do anything
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - they are already banned

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - ban them
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - ban them
    When would you lock a thread? - when i dont like it

    Describe yourself in 3 words: awesome amazing cool
    Anything else we should know about you? - Im awesome and i know it
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - ban them
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - maybe...
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? no
    this is just for fun!
     
  4. TheDeluxeGamer

    TheDeluxeGamer Well-Known Member

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    Alright
    I'm not gonna participate in this, for me there isn't much of a use. Don't even care if there was a prize. But good luck and have fun with ur other contestants.
     
  5. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    How old are you? - 6.66 yars olddddd
    What time zone are you in? - time timezone
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I started mc a day ago
    What is your experience with moderating servers? - i am owner on nexus hive mineplex gonzocraft and 2 friends servers
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - i will make sure the community is a safe envirment for kids and families and hack free

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - no i am not a hax0r
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - i was banned from a stupid ass server because the owner hates me!!!!!

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? - i am on server 24 hrs a day and every week and even during school days and holidays
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - active
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - most active person evar
    What do you consider your greatest strength? - how much I pwn n00bs
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - i dont have weakness

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - ban them
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - show how stupid they are on forums and ban them
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - tell them that ill kill their parents for being dumbass

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - dislike every post
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - ban them
    When would you lock a thread? - when they complain about me

    Describe yourself in 3 words: nice cool awesome
    Anything else we should know about you? - nope
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - punish them with ice command and ban them and show how much they sux
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - yes
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? yes
     
  6. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    This should probably be in Off-Topic, as it has no direct relation to War specifically
    Reporting now
     
  7. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    LOL
     
  8. chikenanater011

    chikenanater011 Well-Known Member

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    McBrawl Moderator Application:

    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - No lol
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - 10, all against myself.

    How old are you? - 105
    What time zone are you in? - Earth time zone.
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I know it has blocks.
    What is your experience with moderating servers? - None lol you think a server would actually give me mod?
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - Lots of kicks, bans and abuse.

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yes, I am using one right now.
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - I get banned on every server I have played.

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? - at least 0 minutes a day.
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - ew ts3
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - Take a guess.
    What do you consider your greatest strength? - Hacking, abusing, being an asshole, ruining servers.
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - no comment.

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - rape them.
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - ban them.
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - kill their family.

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - I am never wrong, I would murder them for thinking I was wrong.
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Rape.
    When would you lock a thread? - When it is about how I abuse ****.

    Describe yourself in 3 words: Asshole, Asshole, Asshole.
    Anything else we should know about you? - I murder people.
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - I ask them how they got their and proceed to go out of the map myself, I would then proceed to ban them for being out of map while enjoying the OOM spot myself.
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - /kick /ban
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? Yes but since I am special I won't get demoted.
     
  9. whitemagnum

    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    ....this is really getting old.
     
  10. chikenanater011

    chikenanater011 Well-Known Member

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    How? :I
     
  11. whitemagnum

    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    if im correct these fake mod apps have been since a long time there.
     
  12. chikenanater011

    chikenanater011 Well-Known Member

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    ?....
     
  13. Gynamo

    Gynamo Well-Known Member

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    McBrawl Moderator Application:

    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - Maybe.
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - ovr 8000!

    How old are you? - 100 yeras oldr than you.
    What time zone are you in? - the one whr i leeve.
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - i can use xray.
    What is your experience with moderating servers? -what r moderating?
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - i will kikk your mom!!!! HAHAHAHA.

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - I USE AAAAL THE HAXXESSSS.
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - I got baned on the hive for spaming im awesome, which i aktualy am.

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? - I play on hypixel every daay!
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - whats tss3?
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - i am so inactiv so i didntt even vrite this post.
    What do you consider your greatest strength? - being awesome.
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - flies and spiders.

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - id switch server.
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - agaaaain
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - agaaain

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - id pwnn em!
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - theres rules on the forums?
    When would you lock a thread? - when i didnt maake it.

    Describe yourself in 3 words: swag, awesome, cool
    Anything else we should know about you? - i amm a utuber, my name is pewdiepie!
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - id follow them out to camp with them.
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - whats a plugin?
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? Yes i do like pokemon.
     
  14. xXBearPvPXx

    xXBearPvPXx Well-Known Member

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    Um.. But this is a contest. Also, dat grammar doe (yes I know your first language isn't English).
     
  15. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Porkchops, your actual mod application was meant to be serious.

    Unfortunately, you made it look like a joke as well as yourself.
     
  16. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    *In a role of someone else*

    McBrawl Moderator Application:
    Yes

    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - I just joined today, and I'd say to make a application. Teamspeak whatis that?
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - What is Approximately?

    How old are you? - Old enough
    What time zone are you in? - What?
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I have Minecraft already for a few years. I think so though.
    What is your experience with moderating servers? - Nothing, this is my first try to be a mod...
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - What do you mean with this question O.O

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yes, Still using it. *I'm not using hacks*
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why?
    - I've been banned allot of times. I won't tell it though!

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? - Very active, even I joined today. Very Active!!!!
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - As again what is this?
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - Very active, I let the forums page on all day evryday
    What do you consider your greatest strength? - Having superpowers ...
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - Getting banned ever again.

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - What do you mean with this question?
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - As again, What?
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - Ban me!?

    What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - I'll wreck him to his death!
    What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - I'll wreck him to!
    When would you lock a thread? - So, I need to get a lock and key to lock a thread?

    Describe yourself in 3 words: Childish, getting angy very fast, not mature *Just some weird things*
    Anything else we should know about you?
    - I'm under 10 years old..
    Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - Uhmm, I don't know. I think I'm going to beat him up in pvp with my master hacks.
    Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - What are plugins?
    Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? My powers aren't getting taken away! I'm superman.




    Is there actually a price? Cause this is called a "Contest"
     
  17. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    wat?
    i dont get wat u said and it wasnt meant to be serious+ u dont have to be so serious all the time. It's just a game. Don't take this seriously. Really. If you actually take this seriously, i feel sorry for you. The forums are just for people to socialize offline, its not a way to try impressing staff like u r doing now.
     
  18. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    The mod applications section is meant to serious to all people. Making a joke application in that area will cost you a large portion of your reputation. I know for sure this is a thread for us to make joke applications as well but I'm telling you that you posted a joke application in a place where you will regret it. I'm trying to impress staff? Anyone can impress the staff by doing the right thing on the forums.

    Also, you did say the forums are for people to socialize offline? You mean online right?
     
  19. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    *sigh i told i dont take this seriously. I dont care for my reputation in this forum. It will not affect my life in any way. Honestly if this DOES affect ur life, play this game less, you are caring too much.
     
  20. lcfboy

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    McBrawl Moderator Application:

    Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? -I hacked them all
    Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? -I submitted myself

    How old are you? -I don't know
    What time zone are you in? -none. I live on the sun
    What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? -I don't even know how to stand!
    What is your experience with moderating servers? -I hacked all the servers I have owned
    What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? -Killing the server!

    Have you ever used a hacked client before? -I hacked minecraft.
    Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? -I have been banned from 99% of all mc servers

    How active do you consider yourself in-game? -I dont play it.
    How active do you consider yourself on TS3? -I hacked it
    How active do you consider yourself on the forums? -I spam messages to chaploo asking to let me murder the server. That is all i do.
    What do you consider your greatest strength? -Eating myself
    What do you consider your greatest weakness? - EVERYTHING

    How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? -I would ban him
    How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? -I would hack him.
    How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? -I would become strippy and strip him
     
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