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Funniest "noob" conversation.

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by tallscot, Jun 1, 2014.

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  1. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    So, you know, sometimes in a thread, I bring in a little conversation that happened to be in the past? Something like:

    Noob: you hack i'm telling owner
    Me: Yay
    Noob: okay bye have fun banned prick
    Noob left the game

    This will be a contest. It can only be McWar related. So, if you compete in this, your objective is to create a funny "noob" conversation that happened in the past, or you can just make one up. There is no prize, but you can probably get a laugh or two out of the conversations that the players that competed made. Again, it can be fake, and it can also be real. Get creative.

    My entry (Just for lol's, not actually in the competition):

    tallscot joined the game
    Noob: ugh tallscot his here. Get a life tallscot.
    Me: What level are you?
    Noob: why should I tell you no lifer
    Me: I'm curious to see how good the player is that is insulting me.
    Noob: I'm level 6,537.
    Me: dude you must be so pro I'm sorry I ever doubted you please forgives me
    Noob: You piece of **** shut up
    Me: Up shut.
    Noob: What?
    Me: What?
    Noob: ******
    Me: Silly boy.
    Noob: stfu
    Me: Up **** the shut
    Noob: Wtf?
    Me: **** the what?
    Noob: You're going to be banned.
    Me: Why?
    Noob: For being ******ed
    Me: Silly boy.
    Noob: Gaywad.
    Me: Wadgay.
    Noob: Omg just stfu
    Me: Up **** the shut just god my oh.
    Noob: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF **** LITTLE **** MOTHER ****ER GAYASS ***** *****
    Me: No.
    Noob left the game


    EDIT: Contest ends June 13.
     
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    #1 tallscot, Jun 1, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2014
  2. GreenPeas

    GreenPeas The man, the myth, the meme

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    I'm sure @fast11471 will remember the noob conversation he had on MC-War very recently.
    Why don't you tell the good folk of McBrawl about that one Fast? :wink:
     
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    #2 GreenPeas, Jun 1, 2014
  3. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    Nice competition and funny conversation, but I don't really like how you're encouraging people to swear back at the noobs when they swear at you. The best thing to do is to keep your calm. And if you can give us your funny noob conversation without losing your calm to the noob, then well done.
     
    #3 GlobalistCuck, Jun 1, 2014
  4. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    I was calm. I wasn't insulting him. I was copying him so he's be annoyed and leave. :confused:
    Also, this was around a week or two ago.
     
    #4 tallscot, Jun 1, 2014
  5. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    Meh, I just have enough of noobs besides I can't somebody who is stupid enough to start a silly argument with me.
     
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    #5 teawithchoco, Jun 1, 2014
  6. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    You can make one up then. :wink:
     
    #6 tallscot, Jun 1, 2014
  7. RottenCorn

    RottenCorn Well-Known Member

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    Very So Noob :smile:
     
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    #7 RottenCorn, Jun 1, 2014
  8. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    I guess so, I'll do it if I feel like it.
     
    #8 teawithchoco, Jun 1, 2014
  9. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    #9 tallscot, Jun 1, 2014
  10. SALSAA

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    Alright then. I'll go look for some screenies.
     
    #10 SALSAA, Jun 1, 2014
  11. Karnival

    Karnival Well-Known Member

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    Blue team won!
    Noob: Minigun noob!
    Me: You used the Ray v(-.-)v
    Noob: And?
    Me: That is a donor gun
    Noob: And!?1?!+ I didnt buy it, My mom did!
    Me: So did mine
    Noob: DONOR NOOB!
    Me: ...
    Noob: Im gonna ban you for haxor their shop!
    Me: Good luck with that
    Noob: NOOOOB!
     
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    #11 Karnival, Jun 1, 2014
  12. gordoman147

    gordoman147 Member

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    Okay here is one (not real):

    Noob: Wow gordoman147, nice hacks.
    Me: How was I hacking?
    Noob: You killed me using a bowl you idiot.
    Me: That bowl is called the L120_ISOLATER or iso. Its a really powerful sniper
    Noob: Shut up you hacker you probably have creative.
    Me: Okay, well go report me. Show them the screenshot of me killing you.
    Noob: You noob, you don't show pictures, you just tell them that there were hacks of some kind and then you get banned. What is this, your 1st day on here?
    Me: (sarcastically) Mhhm, 1st day here, but I've got a lvl 36 gun.
    Noob: See! You just admitted to hacking, you can't use that gun.
    Me: That was sarcasm, I'm lvl 36.
    Noob: Go home you 11 year old ***got, this is a big kid game anyways
    Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize this game was 9 and under.
    Noob: You little ****ing b*tch. You don't know **** about this game leave before I send this report.
    Me: You probably don't even know the head server name
    Noob: I'm not stoopid, its Mc-War.com
    Me: Whatever, I guess I'm gonna go to another server.
    Noob: It doesn't matter, I just banned you, so you can go cry to your mommy you gay ***got loser.
    Me: And you can go back to watching Disney Channel, you 11 year old.
    Noob: *logs off*
     
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    #12 gordoman147, Jun 1, 2014
  13. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    Ironically in in one of my youtube videos were I almost triple nuke, you call hacks on me :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #13 GlobalistCuck, Jun 1, 2014
  14. gordoman147

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    #14 gordoman147, Jun 1, 2014
  15. jack_attack153

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    Me:gets nuke
    Noob:****ing hacker get a life you *****
    Me: thank you good sir
    Noob:ILL **** you up you piece of shut
    Me: im a shut?
    Noob:SHUT UP ******
    Me: why fight
    Noob: cause your a ****tard piece of ****
    Me: why can't we all just love each other
    Noob: cause your a ***** ****
    Me: well I'm glad you feel that way
    Noob: I'm done with your ****ing ****
    Noob left the game
     
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    #15 jack_attack153, Jun 1, 2014
  16. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    @gordoman147 is winning so far.

    EDIT: I forgot to place this on the thread. The contest ends on June 13.
     
    #16 tallscot, Jun 1, 2014
  17. JulienNL

    JulienNL Well-Known Member

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    game: infected
    noob: raynoob
    me: i just saw you use a raygun before you got infected
    noob: so what, your the guy that is using it now
    me: man serious dont be so hypocrit
    noob: YOUR HYPOCRIT
    me: serious you have to stop raging
    noob: IM NOT RAGING, YOUR RAGING
    me: shut up
    noob: HA YOUR BANNED. YOUR CURSING
    me: shut up isnt cursing
    noob: YES IT IS
    me: no its not
    noob: im a friend of the owner and im gonne let you get banned right now.
    noob left
     
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    #17 JulienNL, Jun 1, 2014
  18. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like a normal conversation actually...
     
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    #18 BuddyCroooock, Jun 1, 2014
  19. CaptainBrawler

    CaptainBrawler Well-Known Member

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    Noob: I can hack! Look at me fly!
    *Jumps off parkour*
    Noob: LOOK AT THAT!
    Me: Um, you just jumped off the parkour...
    Noob: NO I DIDN'T I FLEW! HERE, ASK THIS GUY!
    *Askes some guy who watched*
    Guy: Um, no bro, You just jumped, scrub.
    Noob: I'm GONNA HACK YOU GUYS!
    Everyone: Ok, try to.
    Noob: Prepare to be hacked!
    Me: Hack me bro.
    Everyone: LOL
    *Noob has left the game*
     
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    #19 CaptainBrawler, Jun 1, 2014
  20. Parkman1221

    Parkman1221 Well-Known Member

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    So I was playing and someone asked me how to play War.
    I explained to him the basic information on the game.
    After I was done explaining, someone else called me a hacker for knowing so much information...
    He said that I hacked into the system and stole information.
    Once I explained to him how it wasn't hacks, the second noob went silent.
    (speechless)
     
    #20 Parkman1221, Jun 1, 2014
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