mod app fgts

circlejerk time

McBrawl Moderator Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - off topic is my home
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - zero, I AM THE RULE BREAKER

How old are you? - 13(actually 5)
What time zone are you in? - gmt -8:10 antarctica
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - i know how to fly a pig
What is your experience with moderating servers? - i got demoted a lot by tac, so much experience
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - nice p0rn, better sex and hotter anime babes

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - no(yes)
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - i told everyone that hitler was the true lord and saviour (actually is)

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - find me in chat roleplaying with myself
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - find me in teamspeak roleplaying with mods
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - off topic only, where the real sickness comes from
What do you consider your greatest strength? - getting laid all the time
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - my math textbook

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - tell him that hitler will see him one day
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - tell him that gandhi is part of the illuminati
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - tell hitler to bomb his house. allahu akbar, baby

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - tell him that hitler never loses arguments, neither do i.
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - bomb his house
When would you lock a thread? - when they request a house bomb

Describe yourself in 3 words: speed, gas, pedal
Anything else we should know about you? - i occasionally eat hot dogs on weekends
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - bomb him using /hitler command (/antioch)
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - yes
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - my power will never be taken away with hitler by my side. allahu akbar.

 

(actually is 5)

EDIT: another rekt video amirite