Funniest "noob" conversation.

I wish I could get noobs to rage at me like that. :V

 

GreenPeas almost made me lose faith in humanity.
SO one day, Im playing on mc-war. This guy named 123_jake (I think thats correct) start talking to me. He starts asking the usual noob questions. "Where am I?" "When does the match start?" "How do I buy guns?".
While answering questions, I made one spelling error, which I corrected. Jake then says "Mods shouldnt make spelling mistakes". I explain to him that I need to type quickly in order to answer questions. Then he starts calling me "Mr.Mod"
But heres where he went full retard.
Jake-Mr.Mod
Me- Yes jake?
Jake-Where am I?
Me-Spawn
Jake- What is spawn?
Me- A place where the players spawn after the match ends.
Jake Mr.Mod
Jake- Mr.Mod
Jake- MR.MOD
Me- Yes jake????
Jake- Mods shouldnt make spelling mistakes, they have to reflect the reputation of the server.
Me- Jake, people make spelling mistakes all the time and you really shouldnt be telling me how to do my job.
Jake- MR.MOD
Jake- Mr.MOD
Me- Yes?
Jake- What does PFC mean?
Me- It means you're lvl 3
Jake- Mr.MOD
Jake- MR.MOD
Me- Yes jake???????
Jake- Answer my question please
Me-WHat is your question?
Jake- What does PFC mean?

At this point, im getting pissed. Anyone who was in the staff section of ts3 will know what I mean XD

Jake-MR.MOD
Me-Yes jake??
Jake- Are you a good mod?
Me- It depends on how to community views me. I cant say it for myself.
Jake- But are you a good mod?
Me- Jake, unless you have any more questions involving gameplay, Im going to stop talking to you.
Jake- MR.MOD
Jake- Mr.MOD
Me-Do you have a question?
Jake- Yes
Me- Go ahead then
Jake- Where am I?
Me- Spawn
Jake- Whats that?
(Theres a lot more than this but I cant remember it. Just imagine Jake pulling out all the stops on the retard train for the next 15 mins)

I start to lose faith in humanity at this point, and then I hear GreenPeas laughing in staff chat.
Turns out, Jake was his alt and he was screwing with me.
I both hate and love you peas. And one day, I will find a way to get revenge.

 

This one is really short but funny in my opinion:
(Tdm match)
*several noobs accuse me for hacking*
Me: *nukes*
Noob: you suck TheParakeetLover
Me: I just nuked, 21 killstreak
(Gets 40-2 at the end)

 

True story

 

Lol, I might post one of these later but right now I'm at dinner :3 but on the thought of this it's always so funny to watch people call me a hacker. Like this one time I jumped of the launcher platform and got up on the lamppost and some guy called me a hacker :3

 

Lol I've been called a hacker too often it's crazy

 

Lol xD

 

I was arguing with some prestige MVP noob who kept calling "hax" at everyone who killed him. I don't really remember everything, but it was something like this:

Me: *Uses Minifun and killes Vetr0x*
Votr3x: hax jacobkolstad
Me: Plot twist! You are the hacker yourself!
Votr3x: u noob stop haxing
Me: Yeah, yeah, I know you are a hacker, so stop shouting it in my face.
Votr3x: U R A HAXER
Me: Yep, I know you are a hacker.
He did not reply.

 

Right.
here we go.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
*game starts*
*kills noob who camps around a corner with c-bow 4 times*
noob: chikenanater011 u noob
me: even though I killed you 4 times?
noob: yes
*continues to kill noob*
noob: omg noob.
*noob leaves*

 

Based off a night of playing...

Noob: Tails, why are you such a noob
Me: cause I use the skully
Noob: what's a skully, a hacked weapon
Me: no, it's a gun you unlock at about level 40
He quits down for a bit, until the next game.
Noob: You hack! No one can clear our a room solo that fast!
Me: P90, learn your guns
Noob: what the **** is with the attitude *****?! Just asking you
Me: ok, mind your language
Noob: NO YOU MIND YOUR LANGUAGE YOU FAT AMERICAN SCUM
Me: I'm a New Zealander, duh
Noob: well I know you hack and I know the owner, he's my little brother!
Me: how old are you? I thing champ is over 20
Noob: WELL **** YOU NOOB, ENJOY YOU BAN YOU *****
Noob left the game.

 

*sigh*
I fail to see where you find retards like this.
Never encountered such a big retard like this on mc-war ever.

 

Just wait till you are enjoying a glass of hot chocolate listening to jazz playing something fun on a Friday night. That's when they noob. Gets worse on Mc-Party half the server thought I hacked cause I cam first in pretty much every second game, after I trolled them about 6 noobs logged off saying they where telling the owner and getting me banned.

 

I <3 you for that conversation @GreenPeas_
Sadly everyone knows IcelordLP is my alt :V

 

i think that i know who this has to be. dont you mean votr3x

 

PanemMC Won!

Noob: Ray noob!
Me: We were playing gun game...
Noob: Unfair! I only had a shotgun
Me: If you didnt notice it, You get a new gun everytime you kill someone. And Ray gun is the second to last weapon.
Noob: I know that! What do you think i am, 5?
Me: Yes
Noob: IM GONNA REPORT YOU.
Me: Why?
*Noob tries to make up some excuse*
Noob: Because you used a Ray gun in gun game! Its not possible to get it
Me: Yes, As i said. Its the second to last gun....
NoobKittyLover123 Left the game!

This is an actual conversation i had a few days ago, Unfortunately i didn't get a screenshot :L

 

Yep.

 

wow that is low of him hes a very good player, even such good players rage like a noob

 

aww ^^
1+1=2

 

Damn, my convo got 15 funnies?
Apparently, Peas screwing with the staff is hilarious XD