Funniest "noob" conversation.

Noob: EPIC_ISO_GUY nice hacks shooting me thru a wall.
Me: hey genius there is no hack for that its called law
Noob: oh I see...
Me: what.
Noob: so you use law hacks eh.
Me: -_-
Noob: haha I just scernd u I'm reporting
Me: what does scernd mean
Noob: I meant screened ***got go **** yourself u smart aff
Me: why don't u come back when you learn how to play
Noob: **** **** **** u b*tch aff mother ***in **** face.
Me: jeez whach your language
Noob: I hate u. Yur anoob hacker.
Me: OK its your opinion.
Noob: yur dumb u idiot 8 year old
Me: I'm not 8 I'm -- so stop being annoying.
Noob: I'm going to tell the owner you hack I know him irl he is mah best friend.
Me: o rly what state does he live in?
Noob: the same one as mine
Me: *face desk* which one is that?
Noob: Kentucky
Me: OK then what's his in game name because he doesn't live in Kentucky
Noob: mcwarowner der
Me: -_-
Noob: yur dumb
Me: OK I don't care BTW his ign is orange451.
Noob: his name is orange451
Me: im leaving nao
Me: /spawn
Noob: yay he is gone that little ***
Me: I never left I just went to spawn
Noob: hacker you can't leave a round.
Me: *sigh*
Noob: I gtg my moomy made me dinner
Noob quit the game
Me: he said moomy not mommy lol fail.



This was made when law shot fireworks andnitnactuqlly happened

 

.-.

 

I just finished

 

Epictoasterguy im a futurerama fan too! XD

 

Noob: Nice hacks lcfboy, you have a gun.
Me: Everyone does.
Noob: no I have a wooden hoe.
Me: get the texture
Noob:Where do i get it
Me: do /texture and click the link
Noob: I did /Texture and click the link. It didn't work.
Me:just do /texture
20 mins later
Noob: I can't click the link. You must hack to click it
Me: Then why is it there
Noob: To troll you
Me: sure
*Leaves server*

 

Lmfao yesterday z,D

 

Yes xD

 

"FATAS HAXOR. HE NEEDS TO TURN HIS HAX OF" LMFAO zD almost died laughing <em>he</em> Lol bunch of cobs

 

XD xD XD

 

Wait, how did he see your gun but not see his? If he doesn't have the texture pack he wouldn't be able to see your gun.... (facepalm, he needs glasses)

 

Me hai guys

 

Noob no one likes you
*noob leaves server*

 

This is something I saw in @buckingbronko 's old video.
Noob: Haxor, you shot a LAW shot out of a model!!
Bronko: No, he either shot a model shot out of a model or a LAW shot out of a LAW
Noob: Buckingbronko is a haxor!!!!
Bronko: ok
It was funnier at the time c:

 

i got hackyouzated way too much on MCWar when I played :L Favorite time was this:
PVTNoob: OMFG someone ban this kid, buckingbronko!
Me: …why
PVTNoob: He's wearing green armor and he one shot me with his fist!
Me: …You're new at this, aren't you.

 

(I know this is only for war but) This was a couple days ago on PvP:
Noob: Admin, let me fly.
Me: I am not an admin. I am only a moderator, I do not have such powers to let anyone fly.
Noob: Okay, give me mod. I want pink nam.
Me: Mod means moderator. I cannot give you that either. You will have to apply on forums, follow the guidelines first.
Noob: *comes back 5 minutes later* Do I need all three? GIVE ME MOD, I want pink name.
Me: Yes, you will need all three. Being a moderator is a responsibility, its not only for a pink name.
Noob: Can I have a purple name?
Me: Well you can donate and it's possible to get a light blue name, green name, or dark blue. Come's with perks too.
Noob: I have to pay?
Me: Yes.
Noob: *Shift walks away...comes back* Where's my armor?
Me: ...What armor?
Noob: I ask for armor, give me armor.
Me: I can give you some food and a sword. I'm sorry I haven't mined in a while, so I cannot give you armor.
Noob: food and sword, hurryyyy uppp
Me: *comes back with it*
Noob: Where is the armor?

So yeah, that went on for a while.

 

*kills group of campers using C4*
noobs: OMG! HACKER!
Me: it's C4 -,-
Noobs: You can't have C4!
Me: yes, I can
Noobs: Prove it!
*constantly kills them with C4 and they constantly rage*

 

noob:romkelolol hacker. you hit insta killed me with a diamond pickaxe that shoots snowballs
me: its called a moddel, its a shotgun you can get
noob: there is no such thing as moddel you noob
me:there is, many people use it and it is very powerful
noob: that is cuz you gave it extra damage
me: how is that even possible?
noob: with extra damage hacks
me: i doubt something like that exsists
noob: ha noob you don't even know. and that yellow name tag is also given by hacks?
me: it means that i am prestige
noob: there is no such thing as prestige
me: you really need to look in spawn at the info about this game
noob: i already read that. it says that if you see a guy with a yellow name tag you have to report him. luckily i can ban you
me: go ahead, you are not even lvl 31+ yet
noob : I AM YOU ****ING NOOB *** I WILL BAN YOU
noob left the game

these are the type of conversations i sometimes have on mcwar :3

 

Votr3x accuses everyone for hacks. Even when he was in the same clan as me he accused me for hacks. ._.

 

@tallscot who's winning