MC-WarZ Be like

True Story:

Kid: Hey bro wanna team?
Me: Sure bro
Kid: I'm ChickenPutty's brother btw
Me: Huh *suspiscion grows*
Kid: Can I TP to you?
Me: Naw man, I get betrayed a lot, let's meet at nether.
Kid: C'Mon dude pleeeeaaassseee
*At this point it is obvious that he wants to betray*
Me: Just meet at Nether
Kid: Fine
*Half an hour later I am in Nether 2/4 d and he arrives*
Kid: I'm here!
Me: Mmmk, lemme know if you see an enemy
Kid: Okay!
*5 minutes later kid unfriends me in that tunnel towards the back of Nether*
Kid: *Starts spraying me with AK*
Me: Nope *Runs out spamming pasta*
* @buckingbronko has logged on *
Me: BUCKING TP NOW
Buck: Alive
Me: Running from a betrayer!
Buck: Okay! *TPs*
Kid: Wow! *Logs off outside echest*
Me: Phew, he dropped me to half a heart!
Kid: *Logs on* Hahaha! You weren't expecting that now were you?
Buck: *Sigh* *One shots him*
Kid: OMG! I'm getting ChickenPutty on right now! Ima DDoS you two, and get you banned! Chaploo is my dad! Say bye to your internet scrub!
*Kid logs off*

 

i remember that

 

Ahahahahha Chickenputty is my brother and Chaploo is my dad... Wow that's a great one ahahah !

 

What the serious f*ck...? Like how skiddy can you get?

I think the funniest thing is someone telling me "Nice 40031 port", which is funny because that's what normally is used for the Microsoft IP.

 

The kids who constantly ask to tp.
Oh man.
-REC
-REC HAX GET BANNED EZ
-GF

 

Lol wut.

 

They all use the same thing...
eZ
eZ ban
rec eZ ban
gg rec eZ ban
gg skid rec eZ ban
gg skid rec eZ ban bae

Any combination really.

 

This one happened to me once:
*logs on*
(person): Pikmin_Hunter
(person): I have your d.o.x.
*few minutes later*
*Banned: DOXing Staff Members*

And don't get me started on the 'skid'...

 

GG Skid
Rec BAN
eZ
Etc....

 

Wait, what?
Almost every time I kill someone and they call hacks before I say "GG" at least one guy in chat tell the person I killed that I'm legit. Then I show them my youtube...

Few people feel victorious when calling hacks on me.

 

>Kills a No-Kber
Guy screams: NICE HACKS RECORDED
Me: k
Guy screams: UPLOADING 2 UTUB ENJOY B4n
Me: k
Guy screams: YOU AREN'T EVEN DENYNG IT EZ HACKER
Me: because im busy uploading
>Guy is banned 10 minutes later for no kb
LOL

 

Might I say, hypocritical (not you, the guy).

Anyways:

*I get barret and travel to the noob towns*
*Kills player123*
player123: wtf
Me: What?
player123: how did u kill me?
Me: I shot you with the barret.
player123: thats not instakill haxor
Me: It is if you're only wearing a leather chest plate, and it's a headshot. . .
player123: i was wearing full d
Me: You were not.
player123: yuh huh
Me: Whatever you say

*I travel along the noob towns until I confront him again. I quickly kill him*
player123: HAXOR
Me: How?
player123: YOU TP'D TO ME
Me: I don't have the command ./tp
player123: THATS HOW U HACK
Me: What?
player123: HAXOR B BANNED SKID
Me: k.
*he leaves for a little bit, joins again, and says in chat:*
player123: ok guys tallscot iz banned nao i banned him phinary is my cousin
Me: Ohai
player123: HAXOR U SHULD B BANNED
Me: Phinary doesn't even play WarZ
player123: YES HE DUZ HE PLAYZ IT HE DUZ HE DUZ HE CREATED IT
Me: Phinary created McWar
player123: I MEANT MCWAR
Me: I'm joking, he made Minecraft Party
player123: OH YA I MEANT MINECRAFT PARTY
Me: I'm joking again. . . he created the McBrawl Walls
player123: OH YA I REMEMBER NAO
Me: *facedesk*
player123: WAT

 

Its eZ pZ JennytosqueezY

 

What I see on WarZ " That is it offline time skiddy" me: YES FINALLY I GET HIT WITH THE 2 INCH PUNISHER BOOTER WHOOOO HOOOO "They usually hit the wrong IP"

 

LMFAO YOYO.

tg is like that when he has too much of jenny in one day.

 

• RECORDED YOUR HAX
• omg, you're using macros
• is anyone is nether/snow?
• Gg, your router is f**ked

 

That was posted over an hour ago. I've already moved on.

 

what @Yoshi responds to people when they call him ez.

*yoshi was killed by enemy*

enemy: ez
yoshi: like ur mother