Church of Puttyism

Why do we eat chicken instead of 8's?
Because chickens are sacrifices of Bvotology.

 

Why is 8 the number of eating things, which means death, while eggs are givers of life?
Death = Satan
Life = God

Puttyism- 2
8voism - .5

So you favor a religion of death rather than life? I am disappointed in you.

 

Turn an 8 on it's side and it is infinity. It is the amount of power 8vo wields.

 

Yes, an infinity sign of the Death it contains.

Why is Putty's avatar white, symbolizing life and peace, while 8vo's is black, symbolizing death and chaos?

 

Alright, we can go that way. It shows how 8vo will end you all.

 

But that's bad, because everyone fears death and chaos. Also, chaos is a wild element, it can't be controlled. In other words, Bvo's chaos will affect his followers too.

 

All of these lies made about putty and myself. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODS :c

 

AH HAH! You admit your religion to be one if death and chaos! You have yielded to the grace and life of Puttyism!

PUTTYISM REIGNS SUPREME!

 

Only you should fear death.

Would you believe me if I told you I've supported Bvotology for the sole purpose of opposing Puttyism? :V

 

You can believe what you want my child.

 

You center your religion around hate? You accept those who only follow you for spite? You may deny no one, but is he really asking to join? I am disappointed in you Chris. You have been teaching your followers hate, when you should be showing love!

 

Who said I am teaching them to hate? I allow them freedom. Freedom of speech. Freedom of religion. Basically I allow them to be an individual, not a mindless follower. Your argument is invalid my child.

 

You allow them freedom of speech, I agree. But then what does your religion represent? What does it believe? How can you call yourself a freedom-giving religion, when by your encouraging "freedom of speech", you are encouraging your followers to hate through their speech, yet call themselves part of your religion? Teach your followers to love, not blindly hate by spite! You don't have to be a sheep, a mindless sheep to love one another! Your argument, my child, is invalid.

You dare joke of religion? Take your blasphemous remarks elsewhere!

 

Everything you just said made no impact from what I said.

"Teach your followers to love, not blindly hate by spite! "
I don't feel shoving "love/hate" down the throats of my people is needed. Freedom with no restrictions.

And also, you are of no right to refer to me as your child. All are my children! I came before all!

 

Heil 8vo. Long live 8votism.

 

Hail Putty.

I am also a reverend of the church of D3, but the churches are so closely tied together that one person can be part of them both.



Hail D3.

 

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........


I'm gonna gtfo before a holy war starts. :Y

CYA

 

8vo + putty = 8uttyism can't we all just coexist?