Church of Bvotology {8vo}

He has spoken. Hail 8vo.

 

It thought it was Bvotology <8

 

Either or really ^.^

 

V > Y

Reallytology

 

I was the creator of that clan

 

All hail Bvo
<8

 

I guess... I understand the power of Our Savior, and choose to dedicate the rest of my time on Brawl to spreading the word of our lord 8vo, spreading the 8vo heart of love <8, and shunning the word of Putty.

 

I understand the power of Our Savior, and choose to dedicate the rest of my time on Brawl to spreading the word of our lord 8vo, spreading the 8vo heart of love <8, and shunning the word of Putty.



Sign me up, I'm ready.

 

All sinners will perish in a fiery eggstorm of destruction

 

All sinners will be pelted with 8 balls for eternity.

 

No one even thought of 8vo as a god until yesterday. Putty has and always will be a god

The two admins cannot both be gods. Only 1 may rule.
The church of puttyism is better because
1. Chickenputty (Dat name doe)
2. We have cool avatars showing our devotion
3. 8voism was thought of yesterday, while I have spread the word of Putty for 3 weeks now.
4. Only the chicken god may save you from your sins, while 8votology makes you rely on a ball thats about as accurate as a fortune cookie
5. We sacrifice virgin dolphins and have potlucks while 8vo's followers only ritual is the "immolation of the chicken" which shows their extreme hatred of us.
6. In the Putorah (Egg Bible), Putty says "You shall become objects of hatred by the 8votologists, and by this you shall know that you are the chosen ones"

But it is true that the holy Yinity involves The father (Putty), the son (Chaploo), and the holy egg (Putty's power).

Dont follow your sinful heart, follow the shining, eggy light of Putty

 

Can you get off of this thread? Preach on your own.

 

I caught that reference. :V

Lord of the Rings ftw.

 

<8888

 

:v

 

But didn't the 8voists try to invade the Church of Puttyism thread? :V

Also, grandmaster Putty is the reason Bvo is admin and a staff member. This means that grandmaster Putty is the savior of everything in the universe.

 

What you're trying to say here is that Putty realized this community was in need so he brought our gracious God 8vo to this sever to help us?
<8

 

No, I'm saying that you should be praising the majestic chicken for making Bvo known.

 

That's like saying praise John the Baptist and not Jesus.