Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, the glass is broken.
I wish for a pizza with nothing bad on it.

 

Wish granted, your pizza has nothing bad on it, but on the inside the sauce is locust.
I wish I was a tree, i'd like to be a tree.

 

Wish granted, then a forest fire starts.
I wish for Greedy_Bee to stop being greedy.

 

Wish granted, but @FC_MercuryEL7 teaches him to be greedy again.
I wish jacob wasn't a storywriter

 

Wish granted, he writes haikus, and eventually songs.
I wish for a perfect wish with no bad outcomes.

 

Wish granted, but you start missing my (bad written) Story of MC-War, and eventually begs for me to continue writing it.

I wish for tallscot to stop being a lion and start being a ozelot.

 

Wish granted, but there's no such thing as an ozelot, so he continues being a lion.
I wish for FC to become Blastoise

 

Wish granted, the creator of Pokemon drinks a few shots and switches the names of Blastoise and Charizard.
I wish for nothing.

 

Ocelots exist. They are dangerous cat race animals living in the now-destroyed jungle.

Wish granted, he blasts you away with Hydro Pump.
I wish for Tallscot to become a server lion instead of forums lion.

 

Wish granted, tallscot now proceeds to nom on the faces of the entire server.
I wish that I had tabasco cheeze-its instead of chipotle.

 

Wish granted. It's poisonous.
I wish for info about the Church of Puttyism.

 

Wish granted, the knowledge burns your insides and melts your brain.

I wish I had a better gaming computer.

 

Wish granted, you becomes a no-lifer.
I wish for for a option to turn off signatures, so I only need to read the real replies.

 

Wish granted, signatured is turned off and can't do anything, he gets demoted for inactivity.
I wish for something good.

 

Wish granted, it's too good and while you watch over it 24/7 you eventually gets run over by a car.
Also you FAILED corrupting my wish. I meant signatures, not @Signatured.
I wish for @chikenanater011 to understand my previous wish.

 

Wish granted, he underatood it but his brain imploded because of the amount of knowledge in that single wish.

I wish I could somehow fix the grandfather paradox.

https://www.google.com/webhp?source...on=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=what+does+paradox+mean

 

Wish granted, the grandmother paradox appears.

I wish for a invisible computer :V

 

Wish granted, you are sucked into nothingness.

I wish to become the best FPSHG player out there

 

Wish granted, you starts only playing on that server and loses your S-Mod rank and is given a normal moderator position on said server.

I wish for my internet to stop $€$@ing kicking me out of matches on FpsHG.

 

Wish granted. The server begins kicking you for "flying."
I wish I could help balance some of the classes on FpsHG because why not.
Could probably do it if I had perms v: