Every type of Noob in the mc-war servers.

Every noob you see in mc-war will be described in this thread. If there are any types you would like to make yourself, please feel free to do so.

Shotgun Noob: This player use either the first or second shotguns you would use in gungame ( I couldn't remember their names ) . I couldn't really find what's more irritating. Being killed by a noob who frequently uses a shotgun or a noob on my team who does nothing but fire his shots into the air.

Accusing Noob: One of the most common noobs known to mc-war, this type of noob would come up with a lame accusation towards a high leveled player. Examples of these are such as being referred as a hacker, noob, cheater, and you get the idea. For some pros in mc-war, this wouldn't affect them negatively but encourage them to make the noob more angry. This noob would be likely to make an accusation if:
- They are killed at least 5 times by the same person in a match
- Get instant killed by a sniper which they don't have
- Or simply get killed in a negative mood

Sword Noob: This player would believe that in mc-war, iron swords are 1 hit kill knives which make them wrong. These players would run towards another player and would either killed their victim or most likely get shot like they don't have a gun or anything.

View Blocking Noob: This noob would enrage another player by standing in his / her way during a game. Most common in infect, these people are so oblivious to the people behind them that they would be more likely to get killed. They are most likely to get killed in infect if they are standing right over a ladder which bothers me a little because their bullets will become blocked by the ladders and the zombies get him and then the survivors.

Law Noob: This doesn't mean the person that HAS THE LAW but the person that is using the term LAW NOOB. It's funny how these people are calling a donator with a powerful weapon a " noob " .

Raging Noob: This noob is a player who is in a bad mood and decides to express is anger in the chat by cussing and blaming people as hackers. To subdue this player's bad attitude, keep telling him to shut up.

Advertising Noob: It's a player who doesn't know what the rule " NO ADVERTISING " means so he / she decides to post the IP of a server that will collapse in a few weeks. However, he / she will most likely get banned and the server will probably have one visitor who spams the chat in that server. #wolfchuncher

Pretend Noob: Some dumb kid who thinks this is a real life military battle so he decides to say something such as " COVER THE LEFT FLANK " or " MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE ". This kind of player really needs a reality check.

Camping Noob: I'm not saying a noob that camps in a corner all the time. I meant a noob that hides behind a corner everytime he sees your nametag above your player even though you already saw him so what's the point of sneaking behind a wall if the enemy already saw you?

Question Noob: This player just types in the chat something like where to look at your total credits or xp but they don't bother looking at the book they always have so they just spam the chat with these simple questions they could figure out themselves.

 

It's alright when you say defend me or protect me but COVER ME makes you look lame. Just make sure you don't pretend to be a real soldier commanding everyone even if he is lower leveled compared to the pros.

 

I would say cover me is alright but do not ever type something into the chat like CHAAAAAARGE or a command towards players like telling snipers to go onto a rooftop. Pretend noobs are mostly younger than 13 years and they are in their fantasy world where they tell everyone what to do. Overall, saying cover me is fine.

 

Yeah that's alright if someone picked up the flag and they must rush it to your flag.

 

We could just start a simple conversation instead of talking on my threads like we're doing now.

So you are saying the accusing noob is not a noob even though you are likely to have met one in mc-war?

 

I can be on the forums on school days but I prohibit Minecraft being opened on school days. With the exception of Fridays. I can be on the forums anyday I want but no Minecraft from Monday to Thursday.

 

For the last time, no. I meant like COVER THE LEFT FLANK or MOVE SOLDIERS MOVE. Cover me is alright, I'll edit it for you then.