Every type of Noob in the mc-war servers.

We have 7 mods on War 1 right now.
Ultimate fan boy paradise.

 

The infected noob: "WTF WTF WTF 1 SHOT KILL WITH FIST HAXXXX HALP I DONT HAS ANY GUNZ HELPPPP" You get it.

The fanboy noob: "BUDDER BUDDER BUDDER" "HAS FLUFFY OR SKY EVER BEEN ON THIS SERVER???" "ITS BUDDER, NOT GOLD" "1D IS AWESOME" "JUSTIN IS THE BEST" *other fanboy/fangirl stuff*

And one or two more:
Scope Noob: "WTF I HAVE SLOWNESS FOR 10 MINUTES WTF WHATS WRONG"

Not really a noob, but just annoying (and no, this isn't a real player)
<MSGDRKNAIRNBR> BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
<MSGDRKNAIRNBR> BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
<P1NKBrawlerAce_> Stop spamming me for maps.
<MSGDRKNAIRNBR> BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
<MSGDRKNAIRNBR> BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
DRKNAIRNBR whispers: BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
DRKNAIRNBR whispers: BRAWEL CHANGE MAP
DRKNAIRNBR whispers: BRAWEL CHANGE MAP



....Yeah.

 

I know what you mean by Law Noob. When somebody goes around calling me a "Law Noob" and that "I'm so bad I have to pay real money to do good" make me wish I could punch people through their PC monitors. What gets on my nerves is that they think that you can just pick up a law and get nukes like it wasn't even a challenge.

And shotgun noobs? Facepalm to your general direction.

 

No. Don't even mention those.

 

God I hate the fanboy noobs so much.... Lately I've been seeing people are spamming the chat and saying "is ssundee on?" And when you answer them they don't stop spamming.

 

Is Ssundee_ on? Is Ssundee_ on? Is Ssundee_ on?

 

you forgot the noob noob he is the noobiest noob of the noobs considering his noobness he act like a noob and at the same time he IS a noob, so it you cant be noober than a noob noob, otherwise he will start noobing around making you feel like a noob in being a noob

 

I liked the part when you said "noob"

 

Worst of all, he is usally a 1st sgt or lower...

You hear that? YOU CANT BE NUBEHUR DEN MEH

 

Tac42 is
Pretend Noob
Donor Noob
View blocking Noob

 

Tac is tac... He has his own tACtion figures.

 

I use sword a lot.... I am no noob? They made the sword for a reason... I use it to kill people when both my LAW and Deagle is reloading..

 

... THAT MAKES YOU A NOOB -_- law and deagle (not deagle as much) are both noob guns -_-

 

I though LAW (in infect of course) not was nooby anymore... Yeah Deagle is OF COURSE nooby, but the only higher pistol I got is executioner, that I only use in oneinthechamber..

 

You're good if you slaughter zombies (infect) or people (onein) with your sword. You suck if you use the sword at all in any other match.

 

PVT: ALRIGHT LETS START THE MATCH GL GL GL GL GL GL
Pro: (facepalm)
PVT: OH BOY I HAVE A WOODEN HOE A WOODEN SHOVEL AND AN IRON SWORD
PVT: I SHOULD KILL THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH MAH SWORD
*PVT runs towards pro with sword*
Pro: *sigh*
*Pro pulls out diamond sword*
*Pro slaughters PVT*
Another happy ending

 

Flag Noob:
Only found in CTF gamemodes, these noobs purposely get the flag without capturing in order to achieve the expected result of having other players raging at them

The Wooden hoe noob:
Despite the name suggestion, the noob does not always has to use a "wooden hoe". The name is taken from the fact the player does not have the texture pack, therefore refers to the guns based on their vanilla unmodded appearance. These noobs might say something like "I shot you with my wooden hoe" or "OMG that guy shot me with a bowl!!!!"