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How to not mc-war

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by YOURADMAN, Jul 26, 2014.

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  1. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    To all those new players out there who have just encountered war. This a guide of how to not mc-war. Enjoy. (Note: this guide was inspired by @Tuggers03 '20 things you should not do in McWar' However, I did not try to copy tugger's guide. I made up my own rules)

    1. think that left clicking makes your gun shoot

    2. Think you can be superman and rush enemy's team spawn

    3. Think that block glitching will not kill you

    4. Think if you target a really good player the whole time and your lvl 1, you will always kill them

    5. Think that FFA is Gungame and vice versa

    6. Think that using aimbot hacks will increase your accuracy in shooting

    7. Think that the crossbow is just a normal bow which does not shoot exploding arrows.

    8. Think that people use hacks when they kill you with a bowl

    9. Think that usp45 is the best gun to use in every game

    10. Think that you can get a nuke with only a knife (without using hacks)

    11. Think that you can easily kill zombies with a knife (without using hacks)

    12. Think that everyone who double jumps uses hacks

    13. Think that you are safe from getting killed by a c4 in infect. When you aren't

    14. Think that chickenputty is your brother and that you can report players who use 1 shot hacks

    15. Think that your better than chaploo

    16. Think that glitching and hacking is ok in mc-war

    17. Think that if you break glass, you get free ammo glitch

    18. Think the Barrett is a one shot now (it used to be)

    19. Think that Gungame is 'gay game' (for men only)

    20. Think that killing an innocent @cuddlemonster09 is ok

    NOTE: this is only made for a joke. I am not trying to force anyone to commit any of these rules. Please do not blame it on me if you commit any of these rules and felt stupid for doing so. And also, this is from my perspective. If you disagree with any of these, feel free to proclaim your opinion :stuck_out_tongue:

    Anyways hope you all know how to not mc-war

    YOURADMAN
     
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  2. Mojang

    Mojang Well-Known Member

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    #14 I use that all the time man.
     
  3. Usp45

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    9 is false.
     
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  4. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    :V
     
  5. Dathamier

    Dathamier Well-Known Member

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    Yup, this is 100% accurate to 90% of the new players
    Becuase obviously you can't read the book in your hand right? You know, the glowy one that says "server info"?
    Yeah that one, probably not inportant at all right? Yeeeeah
     
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  6. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    20 is false
    It's always okay to kill it.
     
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  7. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    D:< :/
     
  8. daddyc0012

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    that was funny!
     
  9. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    15 is false because almost anyone is better than Chaploo at Mc-War.
     
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  10. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    Nope chaploo is god
     
  11. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    I like number 8, some guy once said "HES USING BOWL HAXXXX!" and I'm just like
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    Gee, never knew u liked Kermit :V
     
  13. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    His face is what gets me, back on topic :smile:
     
  14. Romkelolol

    Romkelolol Well-Known Member

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    hmmm i noticed a few things...
    bowl iz 4haxor nubs, u cnt get it ingame u nub so pople woo oos it r haxor nubs... (jk)

    also
    21:thinking that you can camp in zombie spawn .-.
     
  15. YOURADMAN

    YOURADMAN Well-Known Member

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    Nah 20 will do
     
  16. Gynamo

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    21. Knifing is effective against zombies.
     
  17. Rainys

    Rainys Well-Known Member

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    Psh, Chap. I promise you, he is no god.
    Most of these end up quite acurrate. Especially 14.
     
  18. RainbowKaro

    RainbowKaro Well-Known Member

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    That's because ur one of the unbeatable players
     
  19. pevs

    pevs Well-Known Member

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    As a noob, I appreciate this information!
     
  20. Begett

    Begett Well-Known Member

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    14 is my favourite. :smile:
     
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