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McBrawl Moderator Application: just to let you peoples no dis took me ages and i really wantz this job cuz I want monies. Luv u guys.

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - servers, what the actual **** are these? Forums, well...people dun liek me on dese and peeps keel me bad. On TS3 peeps say I is a squeaker and I cri everitiem. So no, now give me my job monie.
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - None cuz hackers are sexy dey make peeps rage. I also own a hacked client cuz i have swag noobs.

How old are you? - 69
What time zone are you in? - TST ( the sexy time zone ) just for me
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - Minecraft is for noobs who likes it? Wow saddos, Roblox all the way scroobs.
What is your experience with moderating servers? - I have not gotten any monie from doing dis and I want it so I came here
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? I will bring more hackers and bad people cuz dey have sweg.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - I have used 69
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - I have been banned off 69 for overusing the number 69.

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - 69/69
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - 69/69
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - 69/69
What do you consider your greatest strength? - being a good hacker
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - I am immortal b*tches I have no weakness

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - congratulate them
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - promote 2 mod
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - promote 2 admin for being a sweg rebel

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - ban them and give them a slap
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - congratulate them
When would you lock a thread? - never, everyone likes a flame war

Describe yourself in 3 words: sexy, 69, haxor
Anything else we should know about you? - I am a l33t haxor and am part of a grieving team and I play no sport and cry to my mommy when someone calls me a hacker
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - I would say keep doing it as it is a very god like thing to do.
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - wtf?
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - NEVAR I WILL F*CKING TAKE OVER THESE SERVERS AND WILL BOW DOWN AT MY GROIN AREA.

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

 

This isn't a joke n00b give me my moderator monie nao.

 

Gimme monie nao.

 

Ummmmm, I am obviously better...

Why does everyone think this is a joke mai gawd it isn't fair I want monie you want admin.
HELL NA.

 

Feck. You. I need dis monie to live and get food and you promote me to dis.

Two letters. B. S.