SCP-2305

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2305
I want to know what you think of this SCP I'm writing (originated from my friend asking my lamp: tell me your secrets you little ****!)

THE LIGHTS

Item #: SCP-???? <no number yet but hoping for 2305>
Object class: euclid
Special containment procedures: SCP-???? is to be contained in a 7x7x7m cell with copper plated interior at all times. no less than three (3) tables that can support a weight of two (2) tons are to be inside the cell with one (1) additional table outside the cell to serve as a backup in the event of a breach. at least one (1) armed guard in full bio-hazard gear is to be stationed outside the cell twenty-four (24) hours a day. Under no circumstances are subjects allowed to leave the containment chamber of SCP-???? once it becomes aggravated.
Description: SCP-???? is an ordinary looking inoperable lighting fixture that has ranged in size from booklights to large searchlights. SCP-???? can only manifest on the closest table or wall to the location of its previous manifestation. It will only manifest on walls with at least 1lb of copper in them. The exact lighting fixture SCP-???? manifests as is completely random but it has been recorded to manifest in the same form multiple times in a row. When any person comes within 1m of SCP-???? (who will now be referred to as SCP-????-b) they become very angry and demand something from it in a raised voice. The demands usually consist of having SCP-???? "tell its secrets" followed by calling it an improvised and often vulger name. Once SCP-????-b has made his/her demand SCP-???? will glow blue and SCP-????-b will die after about twenty (20) seconds. Autopsy reports death by extreme exposure to radiation although SCP-???? is not directly radioactive nor does SCP-????'s attack effect anyone other than SCP-????-b regardless of their proximity to SCP-????. Once SCP-????-b is dead SCP-???? will suddenly disappear and re-manifest on the nearest table or wall. A small number of individuals are immune to SCP-????'s effects as was the case of one of the members of the hazardous object extraction team during SCP-????'s initial recovery although the reason of their immunity is unknown.

 

I....can't.....rate....this.....funny!!!

*dies*

Ty <3

@jacobkolstad you too but I can't quote an empty post

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2305

 

Wha? Lolfail

Well I tried at least I got a screenshot