12 days of crap

I feel you. When I kill someone in noob lands, they were usually carrying like 69 leather chestplates.

 

But the wire cutters?

 

The fact that it actually goes with the song 12 Days of Christmas is even better.
I applaud you.

 

U forgot 8 automattic ammo

 

This was... creative....

 

The best part right there.

 

When you kill a noob in the starter towns, they pretty much explode will the stuff you named :I

 

Off topic: did flint and steel used to do something?

 

Still does
You can light chopped logs and cook meat from cows. Not really practical as canned food is everywhere.

 

Now I have the song in my head .-.

 

This was... brilliant. Great job!

The irony is, when you actually want this stuff, it's impossible to find. Me and my friend tried to build a fort in the swamps by Industrial in the new map using barbed wire and wood, and it took us half an hour just to find 2 hatchets.

I have a screenshot from many months ago where I have a complete inventory full of wooden swords, nothing else. Not even food. I wonder if I could find it...

 

This is hilarious :v

 

Let me write you a song. It'll be a song you can sing every Christmas to help those twelve days of crap.

On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
A couple of rounds for my m590
On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Third day of Christmas my true love game to mee,
Three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Four Diamond Swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Five Golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Six Baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Eight Heros dying, Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Nine forum alerts, Eight Heros dying, Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Ten Useless tents, Nine forum alerts, Eight Heros dying, Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Eleven hackers banned, Ten Useless tents, Nine forum alerts, Eight Heros dying, Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to mee,
Twelve new elves, Eleven hackers banned, Ten Useless tents, Nine forum alerts, Eight Heros dying, Seven Bandit Elves, six baked beans, five golden "Deagles", four diamond swords, three Morphine, two mountain dew, and a couple of rounds for my m590.

Happy Early-*** Christmas everyone!


someone should make this into a song... on youtube and give me the link . . .

 

someone feels my pain xD

 

I hear ya man! I always get crap!

 

I pwnd this nOOb and he dropped like 9 famas's. no ammo