Story Peas is always with you.

I look up to @GreenPeas_ . He is a nice, mature person. Peas is an outstanding staff member to our community.

And look at this peas is an admin! ALLELUIA! I have to say congratulations @GreenPeas_!

So I made up this random story. Dedicated to peas! Hope peas reads this!

Peas is always with you:

I've had a bad day. A day worse than @brewhaha.
Colonel chris threw out of the army course.
It was my dream to become a loyal soldier.
My dream is now shattered.

I missed the 8 ball during a pool game.
Lost the bet.
Lost $800 bucks.
Dad going to be pissed.

My favorite pen lost his ink.
It died, it's useless now.
That was the pen I would always use.
To write my signature.

I go up and ask 2 girls out.
I give them cuddles.
And say we would be a pack of wolvess.
They rejected me.

I can't beat that last level.
That last level on world 8.
Bowser is just too hard.
Mario is weak without fire flowers.

I lay down on my bed.
Staring at the roof.
Listening to 'foo fighters'
Listening to their song: 'munkey wrench'

I just stare at the roof.
Depressed, motionless.
Just like a feeling of a zombie.
A green zombie who just eats human flesh.

Depression fills inside me.
My dog, the dog I loved.
Ran away from the family.
Chaploo ran away. From me.

Mom calls me down for dinner.
I saunter down the stairway.
Daydreaming about delicious pancakes.
I don't know why. I am weird.

I look at my dinner plate.
I realised mom just served chicken
Our only chicken, named putty
His dead now, we have to eat him.

And I just stare into the dinner plate.
I stare at it while eating my food lazily
All of what it's left is those peas.
Those rich, green peas.

I nibble on them.
A lighting shock fills my body.
Those peas. Those glorious peas.
They taste like a masterpiece.

The pain and darkness is lifting of my back.
Those peas were fighting against my pain.
I keep eating more, and more and more.
The darkness if scared, the peas are the light.

And now I feel happy.
I feel safe and joy.
Those peas are happy
They make me feel safe and joy.

And that's why I pray to green peas.
Every day and every night.
And I eat them everyday.
So the pain will go away.

Peas is always with me.
And he will stay for me.
Forever.
Forever.

Alleluia.

Chickenputty,8vo,signatured, @Colonel_Chris , @cuddlemonster09 , @rainywolvess , @Mario , @munkeywr3nch , @Myortvye , @gamemaster800

I am sorry if this story has offended you staff, since I used your names to relate something in the story. If you do feel offended by this please lock and delete this thread if you need to.

But anyways once again. Huge congrulations to @GreenPeas_ make sure to congrulate peas if you haven't!

Sincerely

adman

 

oh boy, if you read this on teamspeak.......

DO IT! XP