Corrupt a Wish

Which granted, however you receive so much oxygen that you die soon.
I wish for cracker that is edible. (not poisoned, able to be eaten)

 

Wish granted, it tastes like literal ****.
I wish for a cake that has chocolate and strawberries in it.

 

Wish granted, a strawberry chokes you.

I wish for CryEnginetm to reply to my mail soon.

 

wattt
Strawberries are awesome though ;-;
Wish granted, they reply with something off topic and unrelated.
I wish for a jar of Nutella.
@RHLchampion

 

Wish granted, you suddenly get allergic to nuts.

I wish for this thread to end :V

 

Wish granted, you implode because you didn't make a wish.
If you did, it's too late
I wish for 2 wishes.

 

Wish granted, one of them is used up as you wish for two wishes :V

I wish for my last wish to be viewed.

 

Wish granted. However, it was viewed by a Google robot, that really doesn't care anyways.
I wish people would stop falling for this simple trick.

 

I give you time to wish for something.

I wish for a pie that:
-Does not hurt anyone or anything in the whole entire universe.
-That taste good.
-That look good.

 

1. You missed my wish v:
See #3
2. Wish granted, but it was so small that you couldn't taste it anyways.
3. My wish:

 

nuu don't eat me

Wished granted
However you spell everything else wrong.
revenge >: D

 

Wish granted. Because you didn't make a wish, normally there would be nothing. However, our savior (either Putty or Bvo, you decide) choose to punish you for lying. Therefore you implode, dying a painful death.
I wish quotes couldn't easily be exploited.

 

Wish granted, but now something else can easily be exploited instead.

I wish for chicken wings.

 

You get putty wings.

The pie arrives in the mail with a C.O.D of $666.69

I wish I could play WATCH_DOGS without my parents complaining.

 

Wish granted. You play it and then someone back stabs you because you are not aware of him being there.

I wish for a pie that:
-Does not hurt anyone or anything in the whole entire universe.
-That taste good.
-That look good.
-That is big enough to eat.
-That is 100% free.

 

Wish granted, the pie was secretly a relic of an advanced alien race, who you have now insulted, and have taken it upon themselves to annihilate the human race.

-Does not hurt anyone or anything in the whole entire universe. Pie didn't do it, it couldn't, the aliens are the ones with lazers.
-That taste good. It tasted pretty damn good.
-That look good. Pretty weird that aliens have relics that look like pie, but still.
-That is big enough to eat. It was.
-That is 100% free. Was brought to your fridge and lost through a rip in the space time continuum.

 

I wish for a pie that:
-Does not hurt anyone or anything in the whole entire universe.
-That taste good.
-That look good.
-That is big enough to eat.
-That is 100% free.
-That is not a relic of a alien race with laser guns.
-That is not lost in a rip in the space time continuum.

 

Wish granted. However, by the time you got it, you were dead anyways, so there was no way to eat it.
I wish for people to stop making wishes that are easy to corrupt.

 

Wish granted, but your wish is easy to corrupt.

I wish for a wish.

 

Wish granted, it was to slowly die.
And since you wished for a wish, it was corrupted and can't be corrupted again.
rip in peace pegleg
I wish for CoD AW to have a better graphics engine as well as a new game engine.