Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted but the tooth is infected and falls off

I wish for a mansion :3

 

Wish granted but once u brought it it burned down

I wish that chickenputty follows me on fourms.

 

Wish granted, however he does it on accident and clicks unfollow

I wish for 1 Million kills on War

 

Wish granted. However you got those million kills a decade later.
I wish for nothing out of the ordinary to happen.

 

Wish granted but then there was a fire

I wish for a talking banana.

 

Wish granted. Turns out it was just a gimmick though.
I wish for an infinitely floating origami thing that does absolutely nothing except float.

 

Wish granted but it ran out of magic

I wish that brawler ace follows me

 

Wish granted, but he spams with with dislikes.

I wish for a nice warm burrito.

 

Wish granted.
However it was stolen.
I wish for Battlefield to not make the M16 and other American weapons better than the Russian weapons, but to balance them instead.

 

Wish granted, but battlefield is shortly discontinued and all games of call of duty get deleted.

I wish for a new eula and get this stupid ads off the forums <3

 

Wish granted. The new EULA is worse, and the ads are gone but the forum is gone too.
I wish to have the 1151st post on this thread.

 

Wish granted, and it came true.
I really dont know how to end this one :v

I wish for a good day with photoshop.

 

Wish granted. You deleted it.
I wish I could make a silent exit without anyone noticing.

 

Wish granted, but you step in dog poop on the way out.

I wish for a day on mc-war where we just play beaver.

 

Wish granted but everyone on the other team are all using ISOs and you can't manage to get more than a 5 ks.

I wish for a good first day of school tomorrow.

 

Wish granted, but when you come home your internet is broken.

I wish for a salad.

 

That is already happening...

 

Lol. My corrupted wish came true I guess?

 

I guess so. Post a wish

 

Sorry back on topic.

Wish granted. The salad is made 100% of lettuce. No dressing, no nothing. Might as well be eating a cabbage.
I don't have a wish. Someone else post one