Corrupt a Wish

I wish fart.

 

Wish granted, but it doesn't make a sound nor smell.

I wish for a 60th post
too bad off-topic threads don't count >:v

 

Granted, bit of glitches and they all get reset.

I wish seven

 

Wish granted, but it turns into 12345689

I wish for another earthquake tonight.

 

No. Your a bad person. No earthquake. Bad.

I wish @Ying1161

 

Wish granted. But he turned into a deadly GreenPeas, who crushed you to death. then banned you
jk
I wish for thwer to stop making totally random wishes. c:

 

No.

I wish pie

 

I'm here! (Three posts late)
You know, I really wouldn't mind being GreenPeas

 

I wish gargantuan

 

Wish granted, but its renamed as nautnagrag

I wish for a free pass to win 1st place on the warz contest.

 

Wish granted. However, to use it you need to find all 50 easter eggs.
I wish for school to end already.

 

Wish granted, yet you still have homework to do.

 

The universe imploded because nothing.
I wish more people in movies and stuff broke the 4th wall.

 

Just realized I forgot to wish :v
Wish granted, but no movies were ever created again.

I wish for a pony.

 

Wish granted. It ends up being diagnosed with laminitis.

I wish I were able to use my own monies ;_;

 

Wish granted. I wish for people not to gravedig anymore and for me to stop getting notifications when they do. Off topic or not it's still bleh :/

 

Wish granted. However, people keep bumping threads. ^_^
I wish for food to not eat.

 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Food that I'm not going to eat. Sorry if unclear

 

How do I corrupt that wish?????