Fake Application, sorry.

McBrawl Moderator Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - Yeah. All of them.
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - I dunno. Everyone hacks, I just spam reps for u guys to look at nd ban skids.

How old are you? - very old and muture.
What time zone are you in? - I live in marylend, I think that means im on west coast?
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I know everything. I am god.
What is your experience with moderating servers? - Im super good because im god.
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - Happiness and lots of fun for ppl.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Nah. hacking is 4 N00BZ
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - I hacked it and got banned for destroying everything. very fun dawg.

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - Super active, like, damn.
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - Pfffft. TS3. Only Nuubz use that.
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - active like u.
What do you consider your greatest strength? - Im god kid. I have everything.
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - Weaknesses, bro? Im GOD. REMEMBER! GOD!!!!!

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - Ban.
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - Ban them longer
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - Hack them and stop them from playing Mcwar.

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - Ban them, duh. God is never wrong.
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Ban.
When would you lock a thread? - WHenver I want too.

Describe yourself in 3 words: Super cool non-skid.
Anything else we should know about you? - Promote me or I hack brawl.
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - Hack them and stop them.
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - Nope, but idgaf.
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - You cant do anything to me, im god.

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

PLEASE NOTE:
https://www.brawl.com/threads/23470/
This isn't meant to be a real application.

@Signatured please move this to offtopic, I have something copy and pasted and cant c/p the template, thanks, and sorry about this.

 

Damnit! Ill improve on my hacking and destroy u :V

You better know that's a joke -.-

 

Poll added. ^_^

Im waiting for that promotion putty...

 

Banned for insulting my intellectual smerts. Y U B su meen.

 

Took a screenshot. Such hacks.