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  1. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    DID YOU KNOW DAT DA MIDDLE OF A DONUT IS 100% FAT FREE?




    HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MOVIE CONSTIPATION? WELL YOU COULDN'T OF. IT HASNT COME OUT YET:smile::grinning::woot:
     
  2. SoMuchWinning

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  3. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    No seriously that might happen. Notch might sell it for da big bucks
     
  4. Lord_Roke

    Lord_Roke Forever the Forums Watchdog
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    He already did .-.
     
  5. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Noooo mr micro man (bill gates) will ruin da game
     
  6. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    I feel a burning sensation as these jokes corrode my sense of humor.

    ow
     
  7. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Are they bad or are they replacing you humor
     
  8. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    so bad
    needs to get good
     
  9. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    they aren't that bad
     
  10. Javed

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    they're alright
     
  11. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Which ones are bad then
     
  12. SuperEpps22556

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    I wouldn't say this is much funny but, my irl initials spells out 'BAE'....So every time someone uses that I'm just there like :/
     
  13. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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  14. Romkelolol

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    A dutch person (who is bad at english) and an english person are on a boat
    they are having a conversation...
    then the english person asks: And what do you do for a living?
    the dutch person replies with: I fok horses!
    the english men said: Pardon?
    then the dutch person said: Yes! parden!

    to anyone who doesnt get it
    fok is dutch for breed and paarden (sounds a bit like parden) is dutch for horses.
     
  15. SweetLava

    SweetLava The Sweetest of Lava's

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    Joke 1

    3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

    Joke 2:

    the man was in a clinic with difficulty in walking,him and the doctor decided to chop the leg and heal it. when he wake up the nurse said" i have good and bad news" the man said" whats the bad news?" the nurse said" i have choped the wrong leg"
    the man said" whats the good news?" the nurse said" your other leg is getting better"

    http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/18204/the-man-was-in-a-clinic-with-difficulty-in-walking
     
    #15 SweetLava, Sep 22, 2014
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  16. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    Joke 1 was better
     
  17. Knaber

    Knaber Well-Known Member

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    and now for something completely different...
     
  18. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Which is?
     
  19. _PublicEnemy_

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    Your guys jokes are ****.
     
  20. rickykinoki

    rickykinoki Well-Known Member

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    Ok....? Good to know
     
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