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Discussion in 'MC-WarZ' started by Syntheria, Sep 30, 2014.

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  1. Syntheria

    Syntheria Well-Known Member

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    Hey guys, so I was just reading some old events and wish there were more events.
    This is what came to my mind :

    Joke Competition.
    Rules:
    No racism.
    No foul language .
    No offensive jokes.
    Must be based on WarZ

    To enter: Submit a joke through the comment section and whichever comment which gets the most funny ratings will be the winner. The winner gets 1 set of full diamond, untouched, full set of tier 4 guns with 2 stacks of ammo.

    Example joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? LuckyPop joined the game.

    A better joke: Why does LuckyPop never say GET SHREKT any more? He must be ogre it.


    Good luck guys the competition ends on 9th

    Good luck!!!!!

    Current winner: @Raziah
     
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    #1 Syntheria, Sep 30, 2014
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  2. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a 1/4 D who logs?
    Puss in Boots.

    More coming soon.
     
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    #2 GlobalistCuck, Sep 30, 2014
  3. Syntheria

    Syntheria Well-Known Member

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    Thats a good one. Have a funny!
     
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    #3 Syntheria, Sep 30, 2014
  4. LuckyPop

    LuckyPop Well-Known Member

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    "Knock knock" who's there ? "Full diamond guy" "door Shuts and locks"

    And why did the chicken cross the road ? To pick up the loot from its kill.
    I'm not good at jokes '-' but good idea can't wait to see the creative jokes people come up with.
     
    #4 LuckyPop, Sep 30, 2014
  5. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    Can some jokes be memes?

    If not, then here we go.

    A Barret, spas, and ak walk into a bar.
    The spas says he has to go to the bathroom.
    The Barret leans over to the ak and says "Hah, imagine him going to the bathroom."
    The ak says back "Trust me, I'm worse."
    They both laugh and order their drinks.
    The spas gets back and the Barret then excuses himself to go to the restroom.
    The ak looks at the spas wide-eyed and runs.
    The spas is left confused and looking around when the bar and surrounding area explode, leaving only a crater and at the bottom, the stall the Barret was in.

    More to come.
     
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    #5 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  6. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    What was the last thing that went through Sally's head when she fell from Sniper Tower? A barret-50cal bullet.

    Why did the squirrel fall off the tree? LuckyPop killed it.
    Why did the second squirrel fall off the tree? LuckyPop killed it.
    Why did the third squirrel fall off the three? LuckyPop ALSO killed it.

    Moral of the story? Don't go climbing trees when LuckyPop's in town.
     
    #6 GlobalistCuck, Sep 30, 2014
  7. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    *rates unoriginal*

    HURRRR
    Reserved for future jokes
     
    #7 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  8. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    Every 60 seconds in Africa.... LuckyPop kills someone.
     
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    #8 GlobalistCuck, Sep 30, 2014
  9. Syntheria

    Syntheria Well-Known Member

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    No memes, and one person can only do 5 jokes.


    I don't get it
     
    #9 Syntheria, Sep 30, 2014
  10. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    *sight*

    It refers to how each gun going to the bathroom is similar to how they shoot.
    The spas is very messy when it goes to the bathroom, similar to in WarZ and the spread of its shots.
    The ak is very "rapid fire", and is also messy.
    The Barret is extremely powerful, which leads to the joke where he creates a crater after going to the bathroom. The ak realizes what would happen, so he books out outa the bar. (They were talking about how the spas went to the bathroom, and he reasoned if the Barret did the same thing, the place would blow up)
     
    #10 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  11. nicolecacola

    nicolecacola Well-Known Member

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    Why is most of warz gay? They want all the D they can have :smile:
    (iamond)
     
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    #11 nicolecacola, Sep 30, 2014
  12. Thwer

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    Why did the full D cross the road? Cuz he's a *****.
     
    #12 Thwer, Sep 30, 2014
  13. RezIsStupid

    RezIsStupid Well-Known Member

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    Why do I never play warZ? Its too eZ
     
    #13 RezIsStupid, Sep 30, 2014
  14. xXBearPvPXx

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    Why did the squirrel fall off the tree? LuckyPop took Team Holy and camped him for 24 hours, and died of thirst, falling off the tree.












    hue jk ily
     
    #14 xXBearPvPXx, Sep 30, 2014
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  15. Raziah

    Raziah Well-Known Member

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    Lucky got mod? Congrats man, I didn't Nodus they accepted your application.
     
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    #15 Raziah, Sep 30, 2014
  16. iEBKN

    iEBKN Well-Known Member

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    This is if your bandit ...

    Bandit's reaction to killing someone ...
    image.jpg

    That's not funny that's offensive
     
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    #16 iEBKN, Sep 30, 2014
  17. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    No memes :v
     
    #17 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  18. Raziah

    Raziah Well-Known Member

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    No cursing. No racism. It was WarZ related. It was voted funny. You also broke the rules and posted a meme.

    Unless he can admit that his feelings are genuinely hurt, you've no grounds to clarify what's offensive when the Joke didn't pertain to you.
     
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    #18 Raziah, Sep 30, 2014
  19. SALSAA

    SALSAA Well-Known Member

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    CHILDREN IN AFRICA COULD'VE EATEN THE CANNED BEANS YOU LEFT IN THAT CHEST
     
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    #19 SALSAA, Sep 30, 2014
  20. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    That's awful! I have to resist laughing because I'll sound really mean :c
     
    #20 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
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