Mod Application

McBrawl Moderator Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - Yes. I flame and rage on all the servers, and swear as well. On the forums, I tend to create the most pointless threads imaginable, as is my ability. On Teamspeak ,I yell randomly just to startle people.

Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - I have submitted at least 100, but most of them were BS.

How old are you? - 69.

What time zone are you in? - Swaziland SZT (2:00-5:00).

What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I've been playing Minecraft since it first came out in 1945, I have lots of skill in using certain champions such as Ashe, Caitlyn, or Gnar.

What is your experience with moderating servers? - No. I don't even.

What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - I will provide a sense of stupidity and discrimination, as well as everyone feel like a NQQB.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yeah. III DOONNTT CAARREE IFF THE WHOOLLEE WOORRLDD KNNOOWWWSS WWHHAATTT MMYYY SSEECCRREETTS AARREEEE, SEEECRREETTTSSS AAARRREEE.

Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - Yeah. I was banned on Mc-Brawl for singing too loudly.

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - 25 hours a day.

How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - Most people leave after I yell at them, and I get lonely, and I leave, so... I usually spend, like, 10 minutes a day.

How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - More than 10000 pointless ratings!

What do you consider your greatest strength? - Boring People.

What do you consider your greatest weakness? - I'm so good, people leave the servers and I feel lonely.

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - Ban him.

How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - Ban him.

How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - Politely warn him to stop.

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - Ban him.

What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Break the rule back at him.

When would you lock a thread? - When everyone is banned.

Describe yourself in 3 words: Boring, Hyper-Intelligent, Swagmaster.

Anything else we should know about you? - I'm a swagmaster.

Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - Ban him. eZ.

Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - Uhh... I know /spawn and /block, and that's usually all I needed to know.

Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - No. I'll ban all of you.

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

Spoiler: Secret

In case you haven't realized, this is a joke xD

 

EDIT: xD I just realized that this idea isn't original and a bunch of other people have posted threads like this.

:V

I hope you enjoy it anyways.

EDIT of the EDIT: Lol you guys made me laugh.

*laughs crazily*

Spoiler: Feelin's

I <3 you guys

 

I said it was random. What do you expect?

 

Yes.

Is that not directly noticeable from my explicit use of vocabulary as well as impeccable grammar and spelling skills?

 

What?

I said I WAS 5!

I never said I wasn't 5.