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Funny things that noobs say!

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  1. ButterMuffin112

    ButterMuffin112 Well-Known Member

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    Hello brawlers! Its been a long time since the time that i was posting things. So now i'm asking what are the things that noobs say that are the funniest. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings but everyone's gotta have a starting point. (even though its funny. xD) So if you can make a picture that would be great but just type what the noob said and that would be great as well. Well that will be all! Thanks for posting.



    See you on the server,
    ButterMuffin112.
     
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    #1 ButterMuffin112, Oct 11, 2014
  2. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    Why do people use the term 'Noob' for evryone that's worse then the person itself. I don't get your ways thinking...
     
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    #2 BuddyCroooock, Oct 11, 2014
  3. ButterMuffin112

    ButterMuffin112 Well-Known Member

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    noob
    noun
    informal
    1. a person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.

    Off from the internet.
     
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    #3 ButterMuffin112, Oct 11, 2014
  4. StubbyGB

    StubbyGB Active Member

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    i means some1 thats new and acts like it, its not meen

    lol we said that at the same time :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #4 StubbyGB, Oct 11, 2014
  5. ButterMuffin112

    ButterMuffin112 Well-Known Member

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    I like cats too! =D
     
    #5 ButterMuffin112, Oct 11, 2014
  6. Emperor_Creeper

    Emperor_Creeper Well-Known Member

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    How do I level up?

    How do I shoot?

    How do I double jump?

    Raging comments.....

    What's a clan?

    Can I join your clan?

    What level are you?

    Lol, that was just from this morning...

    JATEAM1
     
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    #6 Emperor_Creeper, Oct 11, 2014
  7. Samoula

    Samoula Active Member

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    This is stuff NOOBS say :smile:

    Omg!! How do i play dis!!?!?!?

    u guys suck coz u didnt tp to me!!!

    We should build a mud house just for now!

    Omg their is a zombie outside in the water omg what do i do

    Omg u pig better top starring...well i guess that piggy is atracted to me | :smile: hai sexy piggy!!!!!

    Omg is this orange juice?!?!? :woot: *jumps in lava*

    Awwe cute puppy u r my buddy *gives dog a fri

    *finds diamond next to dirt* OMG!!!!!! I found... i..i found...
    DIRT omg i found u dirt where have u been!
     
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    #7 Samoula, Oct 11, 2014
  8. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Alright maggots! Don't f with me and you'll do just fine! Sargeant signing out!
     
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    #8 F1r3tar, Oct 11, 2014
  9. Samoula

    Samoula Active Member

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    Omg my skin is sooooo swaggy *has the steve skin*

    Omg everyone look at me i got an afhievement opening my inventory!

    Omg guys look at my plot i built this dirt manchine
     
    #9 Samoula, Oct 11, 2014
  10. Romkelolol

    Romkelolol Well-Known Member

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    ^ You can edit your post instead of double posting

    My shovel is so op! it shoots snowballs that kill people. (MC-war)

    I can't find a nether portal to get to the nether :frowning: (WarZ)

    I have a record! where can i play it? (FPSHG)

    Where is mario? (MC-party)

    What does PvP mean?

    Gtfo noob -,- *has wood tools*


    When i was a noob, i always used to go to peaceful when I was low on health. I did that when i was drowning once.
    Didn't end very pleasently :c
     
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    #10 Romkelolol, Oct 11, 2014
  11. Samoula

    Samoula Active Member

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    *friend says did u find out notch sold minecraft to microsoft* omg wut?!?!?? Wait...whoe notch again and whos the owner of microsoft *bill gates* whos bill gates *friend slaps head against wall* Omg why is this door moving open and closed !?!?!?!?
     
    #11 Samoula, Oct 11, 2014
  12. NathanDrake

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    This has got to be the best collection of noob sayings... I love the one where they go "how do i change my gun" Mc-War
     
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    #12 NathanDrake, Oct 11, 2014
  13. BrawlerAce

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    "Alright men, move right!"
    "They've got us pinned down on the left side, we need reinforcements! Out!"
    "Let's move left and flank the enemy forces!"

    People thinking that a Minecraft server based on CoD is a military simulator.... v:
     
    #13 BrawlerAce, Oct 11, 2014
  14. tyuio

    tyuio Well-Known Member

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    Look a floating island

    How do i double jump???

    HACKERS

    YOUR MOM

    REKT

    My sniper is so innacurate

    HA gaaay

    HOW TO BUY RAY GUN?

    NOOBS

    How do i change classes?

    (my favorite):

    kfbsahbfdjhkasbfkasldnsanfb

    spam spam spam

    JOIN MY SERVER

    SUBSCRIBE 2 MY CHANNEL
     
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    #14 tyuio, Oct 11, 2014
  15. StubbyGB

    StubbyGB Active Member

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    wowowowowow so many NOOB sayings :smile:
    if only i could put all these sayings in my homework :stuck_out_tongue:
     
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    #15 StubbyGB, Oct 11, 2014
  16. MrCowlick

    MrCowlick Well-Known Member

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    OMG you noob, I am way better than you. When in reality they are 60+ levels worse than you.
     
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    #16 MrCowlick, Oct 11, 2014
  17. ButterMuffin112

    ButterMuffin112 Well-Known Member

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    Are ye here to fight ye little sumbuckets now, DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20! I just stare and told him "How do I do push ups in minecraft?" He disconnects.
     
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    #17 ButterMuffin112, Oct 11, 2014
  18. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    Hax
     
    #18 tallscot, Oct 11, 2014
  19. StubbyGB

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    HACKS!!! -war
    *trys to kill the wroung team* U ALL HACK. U rnt dying!! -war
    noobs in war r sooooo dumb :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #19 StubbyGB, Oct 11, 2014
  20. ejhjrejhjr

    ejhjrejhjr Active Member

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    Someone called me a hacker for not being 1 shotted by an MSR today
     
    #20 ejhjrejhjr, Oct 11, 2014
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