How do YOU zombie?

When I say "zombie" I mean play as a zombie, for the record. Once I successfully attained all the prestige guns, I found that I no longer had use for infect. It's great for farming xp, but once you die, thats usually it. However, of late I've found that playing as a zombie is an amazing source of entertainment, and I can usually get even more kills as a zombie than as a human, because the people around you in your camping spot end up soaking up all the kills. Here's how I successfully play as a zombie:

Move quickly: Never ever stand around. That is a zombie's first mistake. The way to survive spawning as a zombie is to get out of there ASAP! The zombie gets a very very long spawn invulnerability time, so make sure to take full advantage and immediately get to cover. Once you are out of the immediate danger, crouch around corners and run as fast as you can through open spaces. Also, never run by a camping spot full of people. Take the long way around. It's better in the long run, trust me.

Be unpredictable: What usually ends up happening is the zombies run straight towards the camping spots, hoping to god that the humans go for them last. This works in a large swarm, but I have never seen zombies organized enough to do this. Instead of trying to kill the campers first, go around as far away from them as possible, and pick of the stragglers. If see someone with the law on a ledge that you need to get under, run straight at them, then as soon as they are about to fire, run to the side. (If you can) When confronting Moddel users, strafe side to side and jump up and down as much as possible. Scratch that. Always strafe and jump.

GO AROUND!! This is probably the single most important strategy when playing as a zombie. If you can get around to the human's spawn, then just approach the camping spot from there. Even if the campers see your tag through the wall, they usually think that you are a straggler who was afk for part of the round and is now coming to join the party. (Or so in my experience) Just head straight up and kill them allllll!!!! If you're fast enough, you can kill a good 50% of the campers there before they even realize you got up. And if you kill the remaining 50% before they can hit you (strafe and jump) then they might even accuse you of haxing!

NOTE: I don't use nades or c4 or any explosives. I never believed in that stuff, but you can use it if you want, for those few extra kills. But hey, the 90-5 don't lie

That's just how I zombie. It works for me, but hey, maybe you guys have other strategies? Comment below and tell me how YOU zombie!

 

i zombie with scav for maximum ammo efficiency

 

same thing. calm down.

 

yeah the face helps. it is often difficult to discern sarcasm from 12-year-old-ish-ness over text