Corrupt a Wish

I wish for more noobs to join mc-war so that they can type their " words of wisdom " in my chat. if you know what I mean.

 

Wish granted.
Instead of stalking, they all try to become friends with you.
I wish for my dog to get off me.

EDIT: sorry I skipped you, moko, it didn't update in time

 

Wish granted.
He gets off of you, but he "gets off on you", if you know what I mean.

I wish for Z7 to stop being annoying.

 

Wish granted. Who's Z7? I wish for Fairy Oddparents.

 

Moko, you obviously don't know how this works.

 

Nope. I forgot to read the main text of this thread.

 

To tac:
Wish granted.
You become annoying.
I wish that the keyboard was referred to as OP, not QWERTY.

 

Wish granted.
Tac read this post.
Keyboard is OP
I wish I was cool like Tac.

 

Wish granted.
You become too cool and freeze to death.
I wish that the leaderboards (MC-War) would update.

 

Wish granted.
You're last.
I wish to die.

 

You die, but are forsaken to live as a ghost who can't touch or do anything.

I wish to not be crazy.

 

Wish granted.
Umm...
You become scared of your own shadow.
I wish that my reputation would improve.
EDIT: 99 posts >

 

Your reputation improves.
Improves in becoming bad.

I wish Z7 wasn't gay.

 

Wish granted.
You become insane.
I wish for an R2D2 that isn't completely insane and doesn't kill anyone.

 

Sonic:
Wish granted.
R2D2 cuddles too hard.
I wish that Siri doesn't break up with me.

Done with this.
Please don't consider this a wish.

 

Wish granted.
She doesn't break up with you, but the phone breaks.
I wish people could see the potential in the MSR.

 

Wish granted.
People see the bad potential in the MSR.
I wish for my homework to do itself.

 

It does it all wrong, getting you a 0%.

I wish people would like me.

 

Wish granted.
You turn into a pony, everyone likes you.
I wish for a chocolate bar.