Corrupt a Wish

I could grant that wish, but as erader says, "no update 4 u"!

I wish for an mlp server so I can kill all the ponies!

 

Wish granted, But then Spike is a dragon and you get owned while he protects his pony friends.

I wish I had an interest that a heap of others have outside of gaming and food.

 

Your wish is granted, but you soon find out they are all jack-crazy serial killers.

I wish that there weren't so many little kids on MPS.

 

Wish granted.
Too many adults.
I wish for a Big Mac.

 

Wish granted, but it ends up being poisoned.

I wish for an endless abyss to throw my enemies in.

 

Wish granted.
You trip and fall into it with your enemies.
I wish for a trifold board.

 

Wish granted, but you end up folding into it.

I wish for a good ol' Mtn Dew

 

Wish granted.
You get a bad new Mtn. Dew.
I wish that my carpool would show up.

 

Wish granted, but the keyboard was configured wrong. You get this instead.
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I wish for a dislike on this comment!

 

Granted, but it ruins your self esteem and you commit suicide. I wish for moderator. Admins, you better be replyin' now

 

Wish granted, but the fruit is full of worms xD

I wish for the update to come sometime this week

 

Wish granted. (This has been asked 3 times in this thread now)
Update is one that adds a ton of lag.
I wish for a portapotty.

 

wish granted, but somebody is already in the portapotty.......but he's not taking a crap......he's fapping

I wish for more wishes

 

Wish granted, but your wishes end up being corrupted.

I wish for (REDACTED)

 

i wish the iso was removed

 

Your wish is granted, but it never happens.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

 

Wish granted you now have a Chicken Sandwich.

 

That ain't no corruption, chickenburger is the ****, yo'

I wish for a something.