Other Pokerap: The Beginning

@Chopo101, @BrawlerAce_ , remember when you said that? Well, here's the deal. I completely forgot about the actual Pokerap like an idiot and thought you guys meant make up a rap about Pokemon. Unfortunately, I did. Then I went back and realized that you guys were talking about the actual Pokerap, and facedesked till my desk split in half. Well, I didn't want all my work to go to waste, so here you guys go. This one's for you guys. This was partly inspired by my own personal experience playing a Pokemon game (Pokemon Leaf Green) for the very first time. Maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. Ok, I can't think of anything else to write to stall any longer. So without further ado, here we go.

Random Citizen presents (the dumbest thing he has ever composed):
Pokerap: The Beginning
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I see it's your first time playin' this.
Well, take it from me, it's something that you can't miss.
Take a look inside and see what you paid for.
So much instructions that it's gonna make your eyes sore.

See, I'm a Pokémon trainer, yo.
Ain't never had a father, I only got a mother, so
I think it's time to ditch this lonely town.
I think it's time to get some world renown.

Tall grass, tall grass.
Take your foot off the gas.
Don't you know it's dangerous?
You ain't ready for your quest!

You oughta go to that fancy dressed man: Oak.
The cut-scene's so long, It's gonna make you wanna choke.
Skippin' through, ain't go a clue what he's sayin' right?
Wait what? You're gonna make me have a Pokefight?

Go go Bulbasaur!
Really wish I knew more.
This Gary punk I've gotta beat!
I'll knock his lizard off it's feet!

You won your first battle and you think you've beat the game.
You might have gained experience, but you ain't got no fame!
You see, ahead of you is so much more!
Like gym leaders, Rocket, and the 'Leet four!


If you made your way through this without losing your breakfast, then you have my respect. Give me a second to mentally prepare myself for the comments I'm gonna receive on this thread.
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Ok, I'm ready. Let's go.

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