Whats the Most Risky Thing You've Ever Done?

"Normal".
Nah, I'm still insane now.

 

Third period advanced art.
I knew a guy.
He was one of the jocks, did some pretty shady things.
He was a good friend though, I talked to him like everyday.
One day he was carrying some illegal substances and did it in art class.
It went on for like 2 minutes max.
The teacher found out.
He told him to spit out his gum.

ITT: Gum stories

 

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10:30 Math 6th Grade
I knew a guy
I still know him
Very good friend from the old days
I sold him some stuff the day before
Did it in Math
Turned out to be the **** I sold him
Watermelon Extra Gum, 4 pieces exactly
Teacher told him to spit it out
Done deal
Never bought from me again
(I tried to hard)

 

[8:03:40 PM] John Tran: wow
[8:03:45 PM] John Tran: turdd told a story
[8:03:54 PM] John Tran: basically the same thing as mine
[8:03:56 PM] John Tran: :\
[8:03:57 PM] Steven L.: ikr
[8:03:58 PM] Steven L.: noob
[8:04:03 PM] John Tran: go bash him
[8:04:05 PM] John Tran: dun quote me

 

Well, once I went upstairs before bed, popped 3 bags of popcorn and took 2 cans of Mountain Dew right under my parents noses, then went back downstairs and watched Netflix until 2 AM. I actually do stuff sort of like this quite a bit though, and I've never been caught yet.

We're allowed to chew gum in school as long as we don't make it a distraction, hahaha.

 

It's totally not a distraction when you decide to infest the teacher's desk with your gum. I will be really funny though if you used chewed gum as a prank. XD

 

Well.. There was some gum I found today stuck on the class window... And it had mold on it. And I know exactly who it came from....

But the most risky thing I have done is. I tried to climb up a tree and get my basket ball.... I never got it back. The ball was at the top in a 100+ tree.
Didn't get down for a hour and a half.

 

Whenever some dick comes up to me and starts bullying me I kick their ass and when they try to fight back s teacher comes and he gets detention.

 

I called my year level leader (Highest Teacher per Year Level) a ***** on the first day back after holidays.

Nope, was not clever.

 

I am guessing that you got detention?

 

Narr suspended the day afterwards.

 

I once nearly broke both of my ankles trying to do parkour.

I only broke one, twisted the other. . .and got a concussion.

 

trolol

 

Am I the only normal person around here?

 

Wow, lucky. If you're caught once in my school, instant detention.

Oh yes, did I mention that I'm in 8th grade and I haven't gotten a detention or a suspension ever in my life?

 

If you're wondering how, I decided to jump off the roof of my house, failed the tumble and slammed the back of my head against the electricity box thing whatever the hell it is.

 

SO RISKY i did the last one.