Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted you now have a dead dog

 

Bro, you have to wish for something. The wizard of corrupted wishes is displeased with you.

 

Wow. The thread is ruined now, thanks to balling xD

But okay. I'll start it up again
I wish that everyone knew how this worked.

 

Wish granted, however we all get wiped out by the armies of Mordor, and this forum is non-existent.

I wish that the m4a1 didn't exist.

 

M4A1 doesn't exist anymore.

Skullcrusher is now a Level 1 weapon.

 

TBH I'd rather have that...

 

BRO
WISH
C'MON

I wish there were other good perks besides Scav and Jugg

 

Where's your wish? D:
EDIT: nevermind. forums didnt update in time :/

 

You fockin' ninja :mad:

DOUBLE NINJA'D

WTF

I wish peeps would stop being pesky little ninjas

 

Potatoe:
Wish granted.
New perks called "Moar ammo" and "Bulletproof," and Scav and Jugg get removed.
I wish that I was lack-toe-san-tolerant xD

 

Wish granted, now there is a perk called xX360GUCCI$W@GN()SC()PEUBER1337Xx, available to all players for free.

I wish I didn't have to write Quotes N Notes for "Weight of all Things" for english.

 

Wish granted, you can never ever drink milk, eat icecream, or anything with dairy again.

I wish I had a puppy.

Dude. . .f*ck you. . .

 

ily2
Now someone grant my wish.

 

Wish granted but is demonic and it kills you
I wish for Putty to take over the world.

 

Wish granted, however he becomes power mad and fries you, to avenge his fallen crispy comrades.

I wish for no more ****ing ninjas on this thread.

 

Wish granted, but Putty takes over another world.
I wish for cookies that can not harm me in anyway.

 

Wish granted.
The food tastes bad xD
I wish for a way to view your nukes on MC-War.

 

Wish granted.
Nukes will now blast infront of your face every time there is a nuke. Enjoy cancer.
I wish that this wish wasn't granted.

 

Wish not granted.
It gets granted.
I wish I could see through walls.